Communication

Graduate students spend a lot of time talking.

One topic that we used to discuss, as music students, was various styles of music. Academic music of course, nothing more popular than Laurie Anderson.

In retrospect, we came off as a bit pretentious.

A quick look at the various periods of music history reveals that style periods got shorter as time marched on. While we don’t know as much as musicologists would like about music much before about 1300, surviving manuscripts show that styles moved fairly slowly and regionally until about 1650. Things sped up a little bit from 1650 to the late 1800s, still with strong regional and nationalistic bias. And the 20th century is a wild mish-mash of quickly developing styles. Regional styles — from New Orleans Jazz to the British Invasion or East Coast vs West Coast Rap — quickly break out and are adopted/adapted elsewhere.

Our theory about this exponential acceleration of style development was communication.

If Mozart wanted to know what was going on musically in London, he needed to take a coach to France and from there, a boat to England (a long and arduous trip) or wait for somebody to come to Vienna with news — and preferably manuscripts. Those of us in the New World could largely forget getting the most modern music of Europe.

On the other hand, a budding  20th century composer in Los Angeles could be in New York or London or Vienna or Moscow to find out what is going on in a matter of hours. In fact, he or she could get recordings of the latest music from around the world locally, maybe the same day. Now, our budding composer doesn’t even need to leave the computer chair — the latest videos and music are a few clicks away. How might his or her art developed differently, perhaps more deeply and perhaps not, without this instant kaleidoscope of influences?

We students were much too self-absorbed to apply this line of thinking to other areas of history. In fact, one great factor in the American Revolution was the delay in getting information to and from England an ocean away — a fact glossed over in history textbooks. A great controversy of math is who actually invented calculus: Leibniz or Newton? They were far enough apart that they apparently came up with the same idea independently of one another!

Faster communications has also changed how we do business. In the old days, if you wanted to buy say, 100 shares of IBM you had to call your stockbroker, have him look it up on the ticker-tape (or call someone for a quote). After you gave the buy order, he would have to call his company’s floor broker in New York, who would literally go out on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange to the station where a specialist handles shares of IBM, and shout the order. Only when the sale was actually made would your broker know what you paid. Now all small orders and many larger orders are handled electronically. This allows more people to participate, and that in turn results in more volatility. Whether that is good or bad entirely depends on where you are in the market.

Not that many years ago, there was no computerized collection of real estate listings. Realtors worked from a big binder of listings and waited for a turn with others in the office. It was bad enough that when real estate expert Barbara Corcoran started her own brokerage, she instituted a rule against “pocket listings” — that’s listings that individual agents keep in their pockets instead of putting them in the big book. As recently as 1996, agents would snatch new listings that were perfect for their clients off the fax machine before their colleagues knew about them. Before the age of faxes, your Realtor had to actually take your purchase offer to the listing office personally! If that were true in 2004, the housing bubble might have played out very differently.

Faster communications and travel are undeniably a good thing for modern medicine. Who can forget  the real-life sled dog Balto saving Nome, Alaska from an epidemic? Now, sick people can be at a hospital very quickly in most cases, medicine flown in from around the globe in hours, and top experts consulted via phone and video conference in minutes.

Perhaps now communication is too fast for our own good. One politician anywhere in the world can mangle a sentence, and it’s on the evening news for all to misinterpret. One man can spew hate-speech on the radio or TV, and have a million others up in arms — and it only takes one to start shooting. There’s no time to temper it, no time to think about it. Hear, Feel, Do.

Let’s all take the time to consider what communications we want in our lives, and think seriously before we act.

Cross-posted at The Moderate Voice.

Health “Reform” Roundup: on alternative medicine; the reason some Americans would “lose” coverage with a public plan is that they would drop expensive private policies in favor of the public plan; AMA lines up on the wrong side, as usual; how mandatory health care would “work”; Pelosi admits that there won’t be enough votes for a plan that doesn’t include a public option.

In Closing: LIEberman tries to make a compromise that isn’t a compromise between Israel and Palestine; I almost can’t believe they finally made the DTV transition; sometimes urban renewal requires a bulldozer; the truth about “clean coal” is that the by-products are so toxic the DHS doesn’t want anyone knowing where they’re stored; Civil War trivia; 83% of charter schools have “accounting irregularities“; and family arrested for keeping their kids in “squalor.” Now, as a parent, I’d just like to know how much mess I am allowed to have. Is this mess threshold higher or lower if I can’t afford electricity and running water? Does the number of adults in the household change the allowable mess level? How do these rules effect homeless families? At what point is bad housekeeping and no money for utilities a crime? I hope I never need to know first hand.

Don’t Let Reform Turn Into a Scam

As the health insurance reform debate rages on, it seems clear that We The People are at risk of being scammed.

You see, a lot of “experts” — insurance company lobbyists/executives and the politicians they have purchased — think that the way to make sure everybody has access to health care is to simply pass a law saying everybody has to buy it! Make a penalty for anyone who for whatever reason can’t participate. I call this system Mandatory Health Care, because that’s the most accurate description. It’s delightfully simple, except for this:

1) Nobody is forcing the insurance companies to charge reasonable rates, nor preventing them for making it difficult for people with pre-existing conditions to get/afford insurance.

2) Nobody is making insurance companies actually pay for needed treatment in a timely fashion.

3) Nobody is doing anything about bloated insurance company profits, marketing budgets, and executive pay scales that cost consumers money without providing any care.

4) This does nothing to help entrepreneurs who must find a way to afford insurance for his/her family and employees while running a small company in a difficult economy. I would love to see a small business study for Massachusetts: I bet the number of active small businesses has shrunk more than the recession alone would account for in the last few years. The closest any of the available plans get to equalizing the playing field for small businesses is to make insurance benefits taxable for everyone! I’m not sure who that’s supposed to help other than big businesses that are already wildly profitable.

5) Mandatory insurance has resulted in a shortage of providers in Massachusetts, despite the fact that in countries where they actually have universal health care, there is a similar number of providers per thousand patients and no shortage.

6) It doesn’t magically make anybody able to afford premiums — the single biggest reason people don’t have coverage. (And how exactly will a homeless person get the bill, let alone pay it?)

Our system of paying for health care is broken, and the people who brought it to us want to scare us into being a captive audience. This issue is too important to be turned into nothing more than a political football. Let’s not make things worse by forcing every citizen to participate in a broken system. Susie’s right: if the powers that be really wanted reform, they would call the one guy who knows more about how health insurance really works in this country than anybody else, Howard Dean.

Insist on a true, universal public option. Do not let Congress settle for Mandatory Health Insurance.

Don’t take the heat off anti-abortion terror groups either: Tiller’s assassin has warned of more violence unless his viewpoint is immediately adopted  and abortion outlawed (textbook definition of terrorism). There is nothing to be said between the points of view until the anti-abortion movement completely renounces and expels the terrorists within.

In Closing: stick a fork in Norm Coleman, he’s done (seat Senator Franken already!); why did the British press have to tell us that American banks are lobbying to not be held to any rules?;  it turns out that rural areas have homeless people too; even if the recession ends tomorrow, the unemployment rate may rise for another year or two, and it’s a pretty awful trend now; mindfulness is a good thing; maybe Scholastic Books should stick to selling books.

Look Great, Feel Good About It

If you had to name the top 3 contributors to anti-AIDS initiatives, you would probably guess that Bill and Melinda Gates were up there. Once you saw the list, you’d think the Ford Foundation also made perfect sense.

But would you guess, without looking or knowing a lot more about AIDS issues than I do, that the #3 contributor was a make-up company?

It turns out that the MAC AIDS Fund has given $145 million to anti-AIDS causes, all from the Viva Glam line of lip colors. Animal rights activists will also be happy to know that MAC’s products are not tested on animals*, although some products are not vegan. While I have a hard time spending what a modern lipstick costs, it doesn’t seem so bad if I am helping people when I buy it.

Follow up on the economy: unemployment and part time workers; unemployment and education level; more sad unemployment figures;  one in 9 Americans on Food Stamps; 37th bank failure of the year; apparently community banks are small enough to fail; let’s solve “too big to fail” by breaking up the megabanks.

Follow up on health insurance reform (it isn’t care that needs reform, it’s how we pay for it!): Robert Reich explains how the health insurance industry plans to kill real reform; beware of anything labeled a “centrist compromise“, because it isn’t any such thing; an international perspective; be sure to scroll all the way down the charts to see how long people struggle with bills before declaring bankruptcy.

Follow up on Anti-Abortion Terror: Feds now investigating; the myth of the lone gunman; and how to see abortion as a blessing.

In Closing: there’s one, two, three trailers on a big rig; search overload; manopause, the NYT column; and mass transit. Have a great weekend, folks.

* I consider this designation to be bogus on all personal care products. What it usually means is that either some other entity was paid to do the testing, or it is an old formula which was tested and found to be safe many years/decades ago. If a product is going to cause harm, I would rather it was discovered with cute fuzzy bunny rabbits than my family.

Bankrupt

In this great nation, we had over 6,000 bankruptcy filings a day, every business day in May for a total of more than 120,000.  We are potentially on track for between 1,393,000 and 1,487,000 filings in 2009. Talk about trends everyone hopes will be broken. And the data seems to indicate that we’re nowhere near the end of this “recession.”

And remember, it’s harder to declare bankruptcy now than it was a few years ago thanks to “reform.” It makes you wonder how bad things might otherwise be.

Further, a follow-up study of 2007 bankruptcies shows that matters are even worse than they were in 2001. In 62.1% of bankruptcies, medical bills were a major factor (a rise of 49% since the original report in 2001). In 1981, only 8% of bankruptcies involved an illness. More:

Surprisingly, most of those bankrupted by medical problems had health insurance. More than three-quarters (77.9 percent) were insured at the start of the bankrupting illness, including 60.3 percent who had private coverage. Most of the medically bankrupt were solidly middle class before financial disaster hit. Two-thirds were homeowners and three-fifths had gone to college. In many cases, high medical bills coincided with a loss of income as illness forced breadwinners to lose time from work. Often illness led to job loss, and with it the loss of health insurance.

Even apparently well-insured families often faced high out-of-pocket medical costs for co-payments, deductibles and uncovered services. Medically bankrupt families with private insurance reported medical bills that averaged $17,749 vs. $26,971 for the uninsured. High costs – averaging $22,568 – were incurred by those who initially had private coverage but lost it in the course of their illness.

For review, almost 2 out of every 3 bankruptcies is due to medical debt, over 3 out of 4 of those people had health insurance, and they still reported medical bills totalling more than the cost a brand new, decent sedan. That means most of us are one serious illness away from our own personal bankruptcy. We’ve got many people who can’t afford to fill prescriptions. It’s getting harder to get in to see a doctor, at all (go ahead, call your local doc and ask when you can come in for a routine checkup). People are falling for scams that they think are health insurance, but are in fact nothing more than an expensive coupon club. And insurers have taken some time out for self-examination. How meditative.

What stands out in this chart of the age of uninsured individuals? Could it be the fact that almost nobody over 65 is uninsured? Do you think that’s a coincidence? Or just maybe is it because there is a government program to ensure that they are insured.

Yet the last thing in the world the insurance industry wants is for the rest of us to have access to a plan like Medicare. They want to saddle it with “triggers“, a term that coincidentally gives us insight into what they really want — to kill the plan or any chance it has at success. Even the President has offered us a mandatory insurance plan instead of the true universal plan We The People want and need.

The private health insurance system has failed. It can reinvent itself as an industry that provides supplemental coverages. This is not the time for half-baked compromises that benefit insurance companies over human beings. A true single payer system is the only way to stop medical bankruptcies, truly control costs, and move forward. It will even create jobs and boost the economy.

In know it’s only sort of related, but I want to make sure nobody forgets about Anti-Abortion Terrorists: *itch PhD on the reporting; the ever cautious and relatively unbiased Christian Science Monitor on the terrorist’s suspected extremist ties; Incertus on the importance of access to abortion; CNN on the charges, which don’t (yet?) include terrorism; many people have pointed out that if local law enforcement had done something radical like enforce the law, this guy would have already been in jail instead of committing acts of terrorism; how quickly some people forget that “abortion doctors” are also “obstetricians”, and how traditional to attempt to stone a perceived “slut”; be on the lookout next year for more violence on May 31; more stories that should make you cry; are the terrorists the mainstream in the so-called-pro-life movement?; is the manufacture of terrorists the goal?; Make no mistake, this is part of a Global War Against Women. No, I’m not being overly dramatic. This is serious stuff.

In Closing: Fun with Science; if a company in India thinks they can sell a 4 seat, 65 MPG car in the United States for less than any car currently in our market, what exactly is the Big 3’s excuse?; funny how this peice on lobbyists getting Congress to change the financial rules arrived the same day as a mailing form Public Citizen, concerned that corporations were writing their own rules in Congress; the ex CEO of Countrywide will be charged by the SEC for insider trading and fraud; Elvis Bin Laden; two bits of Japanfilter, it’s the 67th anniversary of the Battle of Midway and 100 books for understanding contemporary Japan; and judges are also at risk from right-wing domestic terrorists.

Drag Me To Shorties

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I love the new sign for my office. Let’s evaluate some mayhem, shall we?

Says Who? The conventional conservative wisdom on “green cars” is that it would cost American jobs. I never understood that one, since they can be made on the same assembly line they currently use for other cars. Anyway, Congress figures that if they give people money for their old cars, they’ll have money to buy new ones. On one hand, I’ve seen a lot of lower income families waste a lot of money on their clunkers because they don’t see how they are already paying as much as they would on a newer, more reliable car. On the other hand, this feels a lot like the rebates and stupid-low interest rates that helped the auto industry get into trouble in the first place!

Speaking of the Automotive Industry:  Who’s to blame for GM’s Bankruptcy.

Cars and Insurance Go Together: Both GM and Citi are out of the Dow Jones Industrial Average, replaced by Cisco and Travelers (formerly part of Citi). Oops, as of this writing CNN.Money.com hasn’t updated their list of DJIA components! Surely they’ll get around to that in the morning.

Speaking of Insurance: a few tidbits on health insurance from Ezra (twice) and Dr. Dean (via Suburban Guerrilla). Now, even the White House thinks we can stimulate the economy through “health reform.” Even Baucus is coming off his high horse to pretend to ask the people what they want.

Depressing: The FDA put a warning on antidepressants. Now fewer people are being diagnosed as depressed. Interesting.

Here a bubble, there a bubble: Thanks to Kiko’s House, we wonder if there’s a college education bubble. After all, we’ve been beating the “everybody ought to go to college” drum even longer than the “everybody ought to own a house” drum.

Green Homes Don’t Have to be Expensive: they can be pre-fab models with construction costs as little as $200 per square foot. Of course you can also buy a bank owned home for less than $100 per square in Vegas right now…

Speaking of Bank Owned Houses: The New York Times thinks we are on the cusp of a new wave of foreclosures, propelled by unemployment.

I’ll be glad when this is no longer a problem: facts and myths about child soldiers.

Quick, Junior! To the Gaming Console: The United States Air Force thinks we may have a future shortage of video game programmers. Well, if the **** I see coming out of E3 is any sample, we already have a shortage of decent ones.

Japanfilter: Happy 150th birthday to the port of Yokohama.

My How Banking Has Changed: How did banks get too big to fail? How did we end up with so few banks? A different spin on the same question.

How Much Do You Know: Here’s a little quiz on current events. Only 6% of randomly called American adults could correctly answer all 12 questions. How did you do? (12 out of 12, thanks. I guess that makes me a news junkie.)

On the Forced-Birth Terrorist: While he does turn out to have been a religious zealot with ties to anti-abortion groups, it’s looking like he wasn’t the “loner” that such groups will soon wish he was. He had a history of hanging out with anti-government nuts, having bomb making materials, and hating Dr. Tiller (whom he had never met).

On the Doctor He Murdered and the People He Helped: Here’s a piece on his life. The stories of people who needed his services are very terrible and very personal. While I can’t blame any of these people for not wanting to discuss such things, I think we need to have a better idea of why a mother can come to the conclusion that this is the best option. Here’s the truth about 3rd trimester abortions (it’s not murder to kill the dead)– and why Dr. Tiller was aquitted of all charges mere months ago. As Chuck Butcher so nicely put it, “legal and unfortunately necessary.”

On the Possible Conspiracy to Commit Acts of Terrorism: We need to be on the lookout for other, related domestic terrorism, because these people are dangerous as long as they don’t get exactly what they want (which is for women to be nothing more than baby-boxes). Even the most innocent seeming of these protesters want to prevent people (all women, coincidentally) from getting medical services. This particular terrorist had something in his car that may cause the whole thing to unravel, and a local news crew took a picture as proof: the phone number of Operation Rescue’s Senior Policy Advisor — who happens to have been convicted in a bomb conspiracy back in 1988. If that’s not enough to get a subpoena for phone records and start digging, then I’m unclear on what is. We’ve got a nice, shiny PATRIOT ACT, let’s use it against these terrorists.

On the Media that Made Terrorism Sound Like a Good Idea: They include church elders (I bet they wouldn’t have been happy if the murder had taken place in their church!) and Fox News. That being the case, Olbermann is calling for a boycott not of  Fox News, but of the places that air it publicly. Jesse had it right when he pointed out that it’s pretty messed up when you have to specifically send a press release that says you don’t condone murder. The Loony Fringe has nerve claiming that (even as they gloat) they are all being unfairly blamed for fanning the fires of hate. Maybe it’s the match in one hand and the fan in the other that gives us that idea.

Well, we’ve evaluated enough mayhem for the day. I hope you’ll join me again soon.

Follow Up on Anti-Abortion Terrorism

From *itch, PhD. And her colleagues.

From Brilliant Jill. Twice.

From Kos. And again. And yet again.

Here’s MahaBarbara.

And from Donklephant.

From Firedoglake.

And Susie.

Here’s the ArchCrone.

Don’t forget JurasicPork.

Stories of lives saved by Tiller start with Donkeylicious.

Summary of right-wing opinions from Incertus (thanks to them for reading this crap so I don’t have to).

At least the AG is taking this seriously.

I am seriously amazed that there are people who think it’s ok to kill somebody — anybody — for what amounts to a philosophical disagreement. To do this in the middle of a religious service adds insult to injury. What’s to stop these people from killing “sluts” to prevent them from someday maybe having abortions? When is the rest of the nation going to stop calling them “pro-life” and start calling them what they are: Anti-Abortion Terrorists.

It is also becoming clear that there was at the least an informal conspiracy at work. Let’s hope the Obama Administration has the guts to use all the invasive anti-terror tools the Bush Administration provided them.

Oh, and as a free point, REAL ID wouldn’t even have slowed this guy down.

In Closing: please congratulate my state on their shiny new domestic partnership law (we are going to have such faaaaaabulous ceremonies in Vegas!); blast from the computing past; rape is still a pandemic in Liberia, with even old women and babies being violently assaulted; some people think the mortgage meltdown is only beginning; and the mystery of the cat. (I know, Iz no mstry, U gives cat cheezburger!)

A Very Successful Terrorist Plot.

ter’-ror-ism
[ter-uh-riz-uhm] –noun
1. the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, esp. for political purposes.
2. the state of fear and submission produced by terrorism or terrorization.
3. a terroristic method of governing or of resisting a government.

Can somebody tell me why, exactly, the murder of a doctor who happens to perform abortions — assassinated in a church, during a service, in front of his family and friends — isn’t terrorism? Anybody?

How dare this terrorist call himself “pro-life.” Murder is fundamentally anti-life. If life is sacred, then even the life of your enemy is sacred.

How dare this terrorist call himself “Christian” (if he in fact does). He desecrated holy ground. He profaned a service of praise and worship to the God he claims to serve. Even if he believed this were already done by allowing his victim to worship, the other men, women, and children in that sanctuary — if it can be called a sanctuary any longer — had the expectation and right to worship in peace.

He committed premeditated murder against someone to stop a medical procedure he doesn’t happen to like (and I might add, he can’t have), and by intimidation prevent other doctors from even considering providing similar services. That’s terrorism.

So-Called-Pro-Life groups need to start policing themselves, or they will be on the list of domestic terror groups. It’s one thing to hold an opinion on any given issue. It’s another thing altogether to force your opinion on others through violence, vandalism, and murder. That’s terrorism.

Let me make one thing clear: Even if you do think abortion is a bad thing, murdering a man in the middle of a church service is not an acceptable form of protest. Seriously.

Trollish comments will be deleted. Threats will be forwarded to law enforcement. Too much crap, and we go to comments closed. Understood?

In Closing, the last month-end roundup. I’ve had fun celebrating 5 years of ShortWoman with you, but next month will mark by 6th blogiversary. Without further ado: Truth in Headlines and Charter Schools; the very first Shorties; fuel efficiency in the mile high club (and prices have been higher since then!); on Random Drug Testing in Schools; and Jared. Oh, and one more little item, from the New York Times, The Fall of the Mall.

How I would love to shut up about health insurance reform

Let me go on the record as saying once and for all that the reason health care costs as much as it does in this country is the health insurance industry. Here’s how:

  • Because most consumers neither directly pay for care, nor even directly pay the people who do pay for it, any possible market forces are undermined.
  • Most patients have no control over who their insurance company is, and therefore cannot effectively demand lower premiums or better coverage.
  • Most insurance companies force consumers to either select from a short list of approved doctors, clinics, and hospitals — or pay much higher out of pocket costs.
  • Doctors who want to be paid must agree to contracts that will pay them less than fifty cents for every dollar billed (paid up to 90 days later), yet prevent them from giving cash discounts to people who are not paying via insurance reimbursement.
  • The for profit insurance model guaranties a system where people are paid to not provide care; every dollar of “profit” can be considered “overcharged premiums” or “under-paid bills”.
  • Even without a profit motive, almost none of the expenses of the insurance company provide any care whatsoever.
  • Medical facilities must spend money on a “biller” — an employee or contractor who provides no care, but is necessary to fill out the complicated forms required for insurance reimbursement.
  • Some insurance “cost control” measures actually cost more money in the long run: demanding a cheap test to prove that the “expensive” test your doctor thinks will actually have important results is needed; paying for an expensive hospital bed rather than a relatively inexpensive hospice bed; inadequate hospital stays that increase the likelihood of another hospitalization.

Now, I am not the only person who has noticed that health insurance bureaucrats now fill the bogeyman roll of “faceless government bureaucrats” conservatives use to scare us. Nor am I the only person to notice how quickly the health insurers backed off their handshake agreement with the President to control costs — oh, that might violate anti-trust laws!

We’ve got a broken system now. A system where even people who have insurance are bypassing care because of expense. A system where people are getting married for insurance reasons. And yet the insurance companies and the politicians they have bought keep telling us that no, we don’t want Medicare for All. They keep trying to scare us with horror stories about a small number of Canadians, and ignore the hundreds of people we know having horror stories here. Some people say we can’t afford reform, but the truth is we can’t afford not to reform.

Let’s keep the pressure on

Need talking points? Here’s 10 of them

In Closing: Ethanol; how are we supposed to prevent identity theft when the IRS is busy selling our tax info?; Plunge in GM stock value means Tesla Motors is now worth half as much as GM; more evidence that biometrics isn’t security, some medications will remove your fingerprints; Fun With Jesus; California, money, and the death penalty; “So very much like ‘judicial activism’ and its various cognates, when conservatives talk about judges ‘making policy’ or ‘legislating from the bench’ all they really mean is ‘judges ruling in ways we don’t like.'”; Presidential Trivia; and the MTV Movie Awards ought to be interesting, Andy Samberg is hosting.

Memorial Day

More than flowers adorn the graves in Section 60. Visitors of all faiths have picked up the ancient Jewish tradition of leaving a small stone on the headstones to show that a visitor had been to the grave. In most cases these are pebbles found near the grave. But some people have taken to leaving colored glass beads or elaborately painted stones with shamrocks or words like “hero.”

Some mementos leave one to wonder about the story behind them. Like the headstone topped by a tiny bottle of Tabasco hot sauce. Or a set of dog tags with a name that didn’t match the name on the headstone.

 There is another topped by a small Lego toy, perhaps left by a child whose father died in a far-off land before they even knew each other. Or the grave adorned with an empty bottle of Bud Light, a rubber duck and a candle.

Nearby an empty Wild Turkey bottle is the lone addition to the grave of a soldier who died in a country where drinking alcohol is strictly forbidden.

The two best Memorial Day items I’ve read come courtesy of an Ambulance Driver and Jurrasic Pork

In closing: Job search ID theft scam; looks like I accidentally got in front of the “how are faceless health insurance bureaucrats better than government bureaucrats” logic; health care and the employer tax exclusion; oh, let’s keep with this health care theme; and it turns out that last week’s “terror plot” — while a little more plausible than the Fort Dix 6 — was poorly planned, completely FBI supervised, and had its roots in our broken health care system; I’ll take my bourbon in a bourbon flavor, please; “reducing abortions” doesn’t necessarily mean what you think it does; vaccinations are a good thing; and the unemployment/foreclosure feedback loop.

The Decline and Fall of the Martini

I am a purist about cocktails, for the most part. As far as I am concerned, a “martini” comes in two flavors: Gin or Vodka. You won’t catch me drinking apple-tinis, choco-tinis, berry-tinis, kalhua-tinis, mocha-tinis, tini-tinis, or any other abomination served in a cocktail glass ending in tini. The plain, simple, unembellished martini was good enough for James Bond (although strictly speaking in the novel it was a Vesper), and it’s good enough for me. 

That being said, when exactly did the “cocktail menu” become the “martini menu”? Who decided that “random alcohol or mixer plus vodka equals some kind of martini”? When is the Screwdriver going to be rebranded as the orange-tini? And I hate to ask, will it sell better?

I don’t begrudge anyone their frou-frou cocktail, their “sex on the beach” or “woo woo cocktail” or whatever they want to call it. I’ll just usually order something simpler. 

But herein lies the problem.  I know exactly what to expect when I order a “Tanqueray Martini, Up, Olives.” Likewise, I know what I’m getting if I order just a “vodka martini with a twist.” If I order a “Makers Mark Manhattan,” I know that in many places I had better specify “up”, or it will come on the rocks, which isn’t bad, just different. Some people look at me twice when I order a Manhattan. Apparently that’s “an old lady drink” — perhaps they are thinking of Winston Churchill’s mother.  By the way, a Manhattan can be greatly improved with sweet vermouth and/or a splash of Cointreau

Where I get into trouble is ordering a “cosmo“. What I am expecting is a drink containing cranberry juice, some sort of citrus juice or liqueur, and vodka (perhaps slightly sweetened, as cranberry is rather tart). What I have been served lately varies from that to pink lemonade with vodka, to some sort of cherry kool-aid thing with vodka (this last was so vile I couldn’t drink it and sent it back in favor of a Tanqueray Martini, above). Apparently, I am lucky to have not been served this vodka-sorbet combination from Rachel Ray. What’s next? Calling “Red Bull and Vodka” a cosmo? 

Henceforth, when I get a wild hair for a cosmo, I shall order a “vodka cran” instead, and save myself much grief. 

In Closing: why is Jack Welch afraid of the Obama Administration?; “we’ve got m**** f**** questions on this m**** f**** plane,” a clear security risk for blind men to ask what the heck is going on;  Cheesecake Factory profits are up (on less, booze, more cheesecake. That’s not the right way to “tighten belts”, America!); better fuel efficiency in the works, and now we can’t complain that it will drive the Big 3 out of business because 2 of them are already effectively there; does Pelosi have a target on her back;  health care follow up from Reich; Ezra moved; Wal-Mart sticks a fork in Game Stop, starts buying used games; LEGO USB hubs; and there’s gold (and silver) in them thar hills.