Farewell, 2009

Dear 2009,

Well, it sure has been a year, now hasn’t it! Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. We won’t miss you.

Sincerely,

ShortWoman.

PS: Make sure you take that whole crappy decade with you when you go!

In Closing: year end roundups seem to be all the rage right now; obligatory health insurance reform items; what has the ACLU done for you?; downloadable online textbooks; on the no-fly list; pessimist America; even the mega-church business is slow; and finally, beware of exploding ketchup bottles.

What’s wrong with this?

From USA Today:

Women are driving longer into their pregnancies — often saving maternity leave until after giving birth — a lifestyle change that is leading to predictions of an increase in fetal deaths in car crashes.

What? Do they mean that at some point, I was supposed to have stopped working or going to the grocery store and maybe even just remained in my nice safe home until I went into labor?? Perhaps I should have called an ambulance instead of driving myself in the snow to the hospital where my husband was working? I swear I never got that memo!

Perhaps it would interest “journalist” Sharon Silke Carty that the average American woman has paltry maternity benefits: in most cases 12 weeks leave, with no pay, and that assuming she works for a company with more than 50 employees — fewer than half of all American companies — has been there at least 12 months, and has put in a minimum of 1250 hours during the previous 12 months. For most families, the “unpaid” part of that is a deal-breaker even if she qualifies. As conservative rag Forbes observed back in May:

And since the majority of women can’t afford not to work for a full three months, they also tend to return to work sooner than the law dictates. Perhaps that’s why in May 2008, the U.S. Census Bureau reported that 55% of first-time mothers were working six months after giving birth. In the early 1970s, only 25% were working 6 months after childbirth.

So I am not sure what USA Today is on about when getting the vapors over pregnant drivers. Sure, it would be nice if Detroit gave a flip about anything but 6 foot tall men when it comes to safety in the front seat — reason #2 I buy cars from countries that have short women — but I’m not holding my breath.

In closing: political minefield; what’s wrong with this picture; small business getting the stimulus funds shaft, ensuring recession for the foreseeable future; credit card scam involves hiding your bill; how is a Vegas magic act like the CIA?; knives that the TSA never notices; Twilight models an abusive relationship; Nevada still not sure we need any of that there Real ID stuff; 9 ways to avoid holiday weight gain; Americans doomed to financial illiteracy (in addition to the more mundane illiteracy and innumeracy); and emo comic book characters.

Fort Hood

I spent some of my youth living near Waco, TX. It was about a half hour drive to Temple and Kileen, home to Fort Hood. Horrific things happened out there today, and my deepest thoughts for peace and happiness go to everyone involved.

We may never know why 3 men he opened fire on their his fellow soldiers, the second shooting incident this year. We may never know how they he managed to kill a dozen people* and wound over 30 on a military base where thousands of men have sidearms and the skills to use them. We may never know why Major Hasan, a psychiatrist,** holed up with a big sniper rifle a couple of guns, although there is conjecture that he was about to be deployed to Iraq — despite his recent arrival at Fort Hood. There is no telling why this happened to take place the day a graduation ceremony was to be held on campus.***

Truly the President was correct when he called it “a horrific outburst of violence,” but he promised that all these questions will be answered. Since Major Hasan is dead, this seems unlikely. Let’s hope the Commander in Chief is correct.

Update: See also changes, original text crossed-out. Looks like Maj. Hasan is alive, and we have confirmation that a “first responder” was injured but not killed. They’re also saying he was the only shooter, and had only civilian weaponry. Of all the crazy things, he’s an expert in combat stress. Please tell me this isn’t his idea of an experiment on inducing combat stress.

* An early report indicated that one was a police officer. I can no longer find this detail, which may have been reported in error. If this was true, was it military police, local police, or just a guy who happened to show up for the graduation? See update. Still no idea what sort of “first responder”: civilian or military.

** Apparently, even army docs can shoot with the best of them! I don’t know if this pleases me or terrifies me. The surgeons on M*A*S*H didn’t do that! Can you imagine Col. Blake with a 50 cal??

*** Although there are several local colleges, it appears to have been a ceremony for soldiers who completed coursework through distance learning programs while deployed overseas.

In Closing: the story of Maneki-Neko; how to make baguettes; 45 things you didn’t know you could make at home; this Political Compass quiz is an interesting way to spend 5 minutes; Schneier on zero tolerance policies; Gaza life sucks; reinstate Glass-Steagall!; medical advice brought to you by Coke; Shark-fu is brilliant, and she tells you how it is; personal bankruptcies are up 9%, which could have something to do with the job numbers (but hey, they’re productive!); CBO laughs in the face of the Republican health insurance reform plan; and 50 years of economic history in one picture. Notice that nice big uptrend line from the 60s to roughly 1980? Then notice that down-trend during the reign of St. Ronnie? Yeah, trickle-down really worked great, thanks for nothing. Literally.

One more time

Let me repeat this, nice and slow, so certain Congressmen, Congressmice, Congresscreeps, and other armchair politicians can keep up.

If we can only agree on one thing that requires reform in the entire health insurance industry, it needs to be that pre-existing conditions must go away. Seriously. The use of pre-existing conditions for any and every purpose must be outlawed. This includes but is not limited to using it for underwriting, rate setting, or coverage. This includes conditions such as chronic diseases, any issue related to a past or present pregnancy, genetic conditions regardless of whether they have been diagnosed, prior or current use of medication, or status as a crime victim.

True story, I happened to be looking at my health insurance booklet last week. I noticed that the small print says they won’t charge me higher rates on the basis of genetic testing. Bully for them! I bet a shiny quarter that if I actually had some genetic tests done for the genes that are associated with a higher risk of breast cancer and ovarian cancer and the tests came back positive, they would find a way to not cover me should I actually get breast cancer!

The insurance industry has demonstrated over and over again that they will abuse their covered individuals whenever money is involved. This must be stopped. There is no potential compromise on this issue, except maybe in the minds of certain Congressmice and Congresscreeps. Eliminating the pre-existing condition is far more important than anything else, even the public option. Implementing a “universal”, “socialized“, or mandatory coverage scheme without eliminating pre-existing conditions is a literal sick joke on the American people.

Seriously people, how many stories do we have to hear about ordinary, hard working folks who can’t get their single biggest health concern covered — or can’t get coverage at all — because somebody decided they had a pre-existing condition?

In closing: best thing you’ll read today about the unemployment numbers; get used to high unemployment, by the way; after all, where will the jobs come from?; when the Government is your biggest shareholder, they get to say what your top execs make, and if you don’t like it you can buy them out of their shares!; on pensions and why you are unlikely to get one (ergo, why you need to support Social Security); CNN realizes that the Catholic Church in America is increasingly Latino (way to notice trends there, CNN);  and make sure the name on your ticket matches the name on your ID exactly, because goodness knows we can’t trust the TSA to figure out that John S. Smith is the same person as John Samuel Smith. It isn’t like they’re required to have a high school diploma or pass a civil service exam or anything like that.

This is Not a Halloween Post

Sorry it’s been a while since I posted. I’m a little burned out on health insurance reform, and that continues to be the important topic out there.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes.

Maybe when you were a kid you had creative parents. Or at least thrifty ones. A set of black sweats could with just a few accessories or trim turn into a Halloween costume for a ninja, cat, skeleton, or even a vampire. Grey sweats could be the base for a robot costume. White ones could put you on the road to being a ghost or dalmatian or angel or even Princess Leia. Add an oversized orange t-shirt? Future jack-o-lantern costume!

In addition to being relatively cheap and reusable, these costumes were warm enough for late October. It always felt dorky to have to put a winter coat on over my costume. (So, the year I went as Princess Leia outfitted for Hoth? Perfect!)

Don’t go running out to the discount store thinking I’ve just solved your costuming problem.

For some reason, the overwhelming majority of sweats available this year are already pre-adorned with silkscreens, patterns, embroidery, or other crap. Finding plain sweatshirts is harder than finding a new job this season, particularly in kids’ sizes. I’ve been to Target, Wal-Mart, K-Mart, S-Mart, you name it. My net haul is a total of one black hoodie. It was at least on sale for a mere $5.

In addition to thwarting many Halloween dreams, this poses a problem for parents whose kids are subject to uniform codes or “standard student attire” allowing only plain, solid color sweatshirts in one of several school-approved colors — over an “approved” collared shirt, of course. A quick search shows this is not uncommon, and and it is policy in at least one of the 10 largest school districts in the nation. I mention this to any sympathetic store employee I can find, but the fact is that they are limited to what corporate sends them.

I am almost desperate enough to visit one of the crafting stores.

In Closing: banks reducing lending to small businesses, ensuring that we will either all be corporate pwned and/or the Great Recession will not end anytime soon; 5 ways banks rip you off; Elizabeth Warren on preventing banks from continuing to rip you off; and making abortion illegal doesn’t even reduce how many of them happen, but access to contraception does prevent abortion. Stuff that in your so-called-pro-life pipe and smoke it: the only way to prevent abortion is to prevent unwanted pregnancy in the first place.

Doubleyou Tee Eff

The world is one seriously messed up place right now.

Cities in the desert are buying hovercrafts.

Cops are assaulting children, arresting Harvard professors for daring to be at home, and tasing people up the @$$ for trying to breathe while multiple officers sit on his back.

The news media is reporting on how many Republican votes Ms. Sotomayor is likely to receive for confirmation, when all she has to do is carry the Democratic votes. That’s the point of being the majority.

Mayors, legislators, and — get this — Rabbis are caught up in a money laundering and organ-legging scheme! It sounds more like the beginning of a joke than an actual FBI sting. You couldn’t run that as an episode of Law’n Order because it is too incredible.

Seven more banks failed this weekend, and nobody is asking how it is that the biggest banks can possibly be doing so well. Could it be that some of those big banks are skimming money off everyone else’s transactions? And of course, screwing all of us little people in the process.

It turns out that Former Vice President Cheney was all for sending troops into American homes and streets to root out terrorists, and he was very upset with President Bush for refusing to pardon Scooter Libby (by golly, Mr. Bush did two things right!). What I hope this is a beginning for is building a mountain of evidence against Mr. Cheney so there are limited political overtones to prosecuting his misconduct.

Jimmy Carter, who I thought was an idiot when I was 11, is now a wise man thirty years later. And he has gotten tired of religion being used as a club with which to beat women down.

Which brings me oddly enough to 4 boys luring an 8 year old girl to a storage shed with a promise of chewing gum and then raping her until her screams attracted attention. When the cops told her parents what had happened, they told the cops to keep her! She — by being a helpless victim who couldn’t possibly have known better — had brought them shame! Even the leader of the country they came from said that was just plain wrong.

That last one is just wrong on so many levels I have no idea where to start. It’s just picking at the yarns until the whole sweater unravels. The nicest thing I can say is that at least it happened in this nation, where we have services in place to help victimized children. In her homeland she would have become homeless, and very likely victimized over and over.

Every time I look at the news, there is something else. I should seriously step away from the computer if things are going to be this way very long.

Next time, stitching together employment, wages, health insurance, and the impending screw-job that politicians are calling health care reform.

In Closing: Pass ID is really no better than the Real ID it may replace; some people will only believe false things more if you try to reason with them; global warming is really real; and this guy claims to be allergic to WiFi. Um, sure.

Man on the Moon

First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth. No single space project in this period will be more impressive to mankind, or more important for the long-range exploration of space; and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish. We propose to accelerate the development of the appropriate lunar space craft. We propose to develop alternate liquid and solid fuel boosters, much larger than any now being developed, until certain which is superior. We propose additional funds for other engine development and for unmanned explorations–explorations which are particularly important for one purpose which this nation will never overlook: the survival of the man who first makes this daring flight. But in a very real sense, it will not be one man going to the Moon–if we make this judgment affirmatively, it will be an entire nation. For all of us must work to put him there.

In 1961, President Kennedy laid out a goal so powerful that it captured the imagination of a nation, survived his death, and finally came to pass.

A lot of people talk about the importance of goal setting, and they approach it in almost magical tones. They quote Paul J. Meyer and Napoleon Hill (sometimes they mistake one for the other), or perhaps more recently they talk about The Secret, and yet how many of them can say they have had a goal that was so powerful it was taken up and executed by other people?

Say what you want about Mr. Kennedy. The man knew how to set a goal.

On this day, the 40th anniversary of the first manned flight to the moon lifting off, let’s look at what he did right.

The goal was specific, and broken into parts. Both get a man to the moon and bring him home. And do it safely. No “it sure would be  nice if,” no “maybe we could.” Everybody would know when it was achieved, and there would never be a “close enough.”

It had a time limit. By the end of the decade. Not someday.

It was ambitious yet attainable. That goal must have seemed quite daunting in 1961, but they did it in 1969.

He was aware of the obstacles. It was going to cost a lot of money. The technology to do it didn’t actually exist yet. But he knew where to get the money, and how to get the research done to invent the technology.

He had the resources to tackle the obstacles. This is one of those cases where it helps to be in a position of power. The President can make research programs happen; Joe Average not so much. Having a million dollar idea doesn’t mean much if you don’t have the funding and ability to make it happen.

He outlined some of the steps it would take to get there. This is crucial with ambitious goals. He knew that to get there, they would have to develop spacecraft and better fuels and a bunch of other things. If a goal is like a travel brochure, a plan is like a map or plane tickets. You can’t get to the goal without a plan.

He expected the goal to lead to bigger and better things. Namely, the further exploration of space. Perhaps if he were still alive in 1969, he would have urged us to go to Mars, or develop space colonies, or maybe something we haven’t thought about.

He made sure everyone knew about the goal. He made that speech in front of millions of people. In 1962, he reiterated his ideas in another speech before millions of people. He got everybody on board, and got an entire nation excited about his amazing goal.

There is more to goal setting than scribbling “I want to be a millionaire” on a picture of a Porsche and putting it on your bathroom mirror. You can’t achieve goals by hoping and wishing. It takes a plan, hard work, and just a little luck too.

Communication

Graduate students spend a lot of time talking.

One topic that we used to discuss, as music students, was various styles of music. Academic music of course, nothing more popular than Laurie Anderson.

In retrospect, we came off as a bit pretentious.

A quick look at the various periods of music history reveals that style periods got shorter as time marched on. While we don’t know as much as musicologists would like about music much before about 1300, surviving manuscripts show that styles moved fairly slowly and regionally until about 1650. Things sped up a little bit from 1650 to the late 1800s, still with strong regional and nationalistic bias. And the 20th century is a wild mish-mash of quickly developing styles. Regional styles — from New Orleans Jazz to the British Invasion or East Coast vs West Coast Rap — quickly break out and are adopted/adapted elsewhere.

Our theory about this exponential acceleration of style development was communication.

If Mozart wanted to know what was going on musically in London, he needed to take a coach to France and from there, a boat to England (a long and arduous trip) or wait for somebody to come to Vienna with news — and preferably manuscripts. Those of us in the New World could largely forget getting the most modern music of Europe.

On the other hand, a budding  20th century composer in Los Angeles could be in New York or London or Vienna or Moscow to find out what is going on in a matter of hours. In fact, he or she could get recordings of the latest music from around the world locally, maybe the same day. Now, our budding composer doesn’t even need to leave the computer chair — the latest videos and music are a few clicks away. How might his or her art developed differently, perhaps more deeply and perhaps not, without this instant kaleidoscope of influences?

We students were much too self-absorbed to apply this line of thinking to other areas of history. In fact, one great factor in the American Revolution was the delay in getting information to and from England an ocean away — a fact glossed over in history textbooks. A great controversy of math is who actually invented calculus: Leibniz or Newton? They were far enough apart that they apparently came up with the same idea independently of one another!

Faster communications has also changed how we do business. In the old days, if you wanted to buy say, 100 shares of IBM you had to call your stockbroker, have him look it up on the ticker-tape (or call someone for a quote). After you gave the buy order, he would have to call his company’s floor broker in New York, who would literally go out on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange to the station where a specialist handles shares of IBM, and shout the order. Only when the sale was actually made would your broker know what you paid. Now all small orders and many larger orders are handled electronically. This allows more people to participate, and that in turn results in more volatility. Whether that is good or bad entirely depends on where you are in the market.

Not that many years ago, there was no computerized collection of real estate listings. Realtors worked from a big binder of listings and waited for a turn with others in the office. It was bad enough that when real estate expert Barbara Corcoran started her own brokerage, she instituted a rule against “pocket listings” — that’s listings that individual agents keep in their pockets instead of putting them in the big book. As recently as 1996, agents would snatch new listings that were perfect for their clients off the fax machine before their colleagues knew about them. Before the age of faxes, your Realtor had to actually take your purchase offer to the listing office personally! If that were true in 2004, the housing bubble might have played out very differently.

Faster communications and travel are undeniably a good thing for modern medicine. Who can forget  the real-life sled dog Balto saving Nome, Alaska from an epidemic? Now, sick people can be at a hospital very quickly in most cases, medicine flown in from around the globe in hours, and top experts consulted via phone and video conference in minutes.

Perhaps now communication is too fast for our own good. One politician anywhere in the world can mangle a sentence, and it’s on the evening news for all to misinterpret. One man can spew hate-speech on the radio or TV, and have a million others up in arms — and it only takes one to start shooting. There’s no time to temper it, no time to think about it. Hear, Feel, Do.

Let’s all take the time to consider what communications we want in our lives, and think seriously before we act.

Cross-posted at The Moderate Voice.

Health “Reform” Roundup: on alternative medicine; the reason some Americans would “lose” coverage with a public plan is that they would drop expensive private policies in favor of the public plan; AMA lines up on the wrong side, as usual; how mandatory health care would “work”; Pelosi admits that there won’t be enough votes for a plan that doesn’t include a public option.

In Closing: LIEberman tries to make a compromise that isn’t a compromise between Israel and Palestine; I almost can’t believe they finally made the DTV transition; sometimes urban renewal requires a bulldozer; the truth about “clean coal” is that the by-products are so toxic the DHS doesn’t want anyone knowing where they’re stored; Civil War trivia; 83% of charter schools have “accounting irregularities“; and family arrested for keeping their kids in “squalor.” Now, as a parent, I’d just like to know how much mess I am allowed to have. Is this mess threshold higher or lower if I can’t afford electricity and running water? Does the number of adults in the household change the allowable mess level? How do these rules effect homeless families? At what point is bad housekeeping and no money for utilities a crime? I hope I never need to know first hand.

A Very Successful Terrorist Plot.

ter’-ror-ism
[ter-uh-riz-uhm] –noun
1. the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, esp. for political purposes.
2. the state of fear and submission produced by terrorism or terrorization.
3. a terroristic method of governing or of resisting a government.

Can somebody tell me why, exactly, the murder of a doctor who happens to perform abortions — assassinated in a church, during a service, in front of his family and friends — isn’t terrorism? Anybody?

How dare this terrorist call himself “pro-life.” Murder is fundamentally anti-life. If life is sacred, then even the life of your enemy is sacred.

How dare this terrorist call himself “Christian” (if he in fact does). He desecrated holy ground. He profaned a service of praise and worship to the God he claims to serve. Even if he believed this were already done by allowing his victim to worship, the other men, women, and children in that sanctuary — if it can be called a sanctuary any longer — had the expectation and right to worship in peace.

He committed premeditated murder against someone to stop a medical procedure he doesn’t happen to like (and I might add, he can’t have), and by intimidation prevent other doctors from even considering providing similar services. That’s terrorism.

So-Called-Pro-Life groups need to start policing themselves, or they will be on the list of domestic terror groups. It’s one thing to hold an opinion on any given issue. It’s another thing altogether to force your opinion on others through violence, vandalism, and murder. That’s terrorism.

Let me make one thing clear: Even if you do think abortion is a bad thing, murdering a man in the middle of a church service is not an acceptable form of protest. Seriously.

Trollish comments will be deleted. Threats will be forwarded to law enforcement. Too much crap, and we go to comments closed. Understood?

In Closing, the last month-end roundup. I’ve had fun celebrating 5 years of ShortWoman with you, but next month will mark by 6th blogiversary. Without further ado: Truth in Headlines and Charter Schools; the very first Shorties; fuel efficiency in the mile high club (and prices have been higher since then!); on Random Drug Testing in Schools; and Jared. Oh, and one more little item, from the New York Times, The Fall of the Mall.

And So April Ends

In 2004 I talked about Tax Day and Evil.

In 2005 we had the horror — horror! — of Books on a Plane. Ten times as educational as Snakes any day!

For 2006, we have a suddenly relevant item on health insurance. Admittedly, I now think that universal health care is the only true way forward.

April of 2007 was a simply awful month for public slaughter of other human beings. But some weeks before the Virginia Tech incident I posted this item on domestic violence.

And in 2008 I talked about how to insure that any “reform” of the educational system actually worked.

In closing: Is it iced coffee weather?; when biometrics go wrong; auto industry bail-out taking a long drive off a short pier (sorry, the auto industry bailout jokes just drive themselves… ooops, there I go again); swine flu (or anything else) vs homeopathy; torture logic, like a boss; and fusion centers are about violating your rights, not tasty cuisine.