The Phantom of the Shorties

Firefilter: “Well, honey, I never did like that chimnea.”

The “safety dance” has lyrics. On one hand, congratulations to the TSA for figuring out that bad guys are bad not because of what they are named, but because of what they do. On the other hand, I can think of a lot of reasons someone might be nervous in an airport, particularly when being questioned by a man with a gun. I have concerns regarding the possible misuse of this program.

You might want to take a few moments on a regular basis to pay attention to what is happening in Asia.

Where have I read this before? Oh yeah, now I remember. It’s the same kind of trash people were saying about Generation X fifteen years ago. Can we have some kind of contest to come up with a better name than “Generation Y”? Surely we can think of something; after all, Generation X used to be known as the “baby busters.”

Looks like we won’t see Dow 11,000 in 2005. GM and housing inventory are at levels not seen since the Reagan Administration.

This government spying thing is like watching a Ron Popeil infomercial on late night cable; every time you look, somebody is saying “But wait! There’s more!”

And finally, a little Geography quiz.

Happy New Year, stay safe, don’t drive drunk, and don’t fire guns into the air, alright?

2 thoughts on “The Phantom of the Shorties”

  1. Uh… did you just get slimed? uh, I mean spammed? (I’m pretty new at all this jargon… spammed pro’lly misses the mark too…hunh.)
    About that Asia thing… well we can hope that the current admin’s idea of offering stability includes a silent stoicism… just don’t change what’s not really broke yet (until sharper wits prevail) and don’t talk if you haven’t (or can’t) thunk.

  2. Yep, just deleted all that comment spam. It’s an occupational hazard of having comments open. It’s also why I periodically close comments on old posts.

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