Oh Great Oracle of Omaha, START TALKING!

The Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission has requested the company of the world’s 3rd richest man next week. And then, when he declined their invitation, they sealed the deal with a subpoena. CNN helpfully points out “If you don’t know how a subpoena works, this one begins with capital letters, ‘YOU ARE HEREBY COMMANDED to appear and give testimony.'”

Why have they summoned the Oracle to Washington?

Warren Buffett is the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. Berkshire owns a lot of things; some of the ones you are likely to recognize are Dairy Queen, GEICO, Fruit of the Loom, Acme Bricks, and Pampered Chef. Berkshire also holds a lot of big stock positions in things like American Express, Bank of America, General Electric, Coca Cola, and Moody’s. Moody’s is a company that does business and economic analysis. While you might think that AmEx and B of A are what the FCIC is interested in, they want to know more about what happened at Moody’s regarding the investment ratings of mortgage backed bonds.

I wonder what the FCIC expects to hear from Mr. Buffett.

In Closing: the 3 ring circus that is the Nevada race for Senator; California health insurance rates going up (again); none of the 10 Commandments are in the Constitution; Social Security is sustainable; American citizen almost deported to Mexico; Wish List; joblessness among those under 24 at record levels; and Cat Cafes.

It’s an update kind of week

I seriously hope to have something more interesting posted this afternoon. I just wanted to let you all know that I’ve just almost finished updating FitLike.Us. I still need to populate the links and fix the contact script. If you see anything else, let me know.

In the meantime, who knew that shark attacks are most likely in shallow water, to people in black or white swimsuits, on Sundays, during a new moon?

Welcome to the New and Improved ShortWoman

Perhaps you noticed a brand new theme here at ShortWoman. The old theme had been in place many years now. It was so old it didn’t support a lot of modern blogging features. Of course any transition has its problems, and I will be working to fix them as I learn there is an issue. As a result, there may be a few hiccups and tweaks over the next several days. Some new things may be implemented; some things that aren’t working might get deleted. Since there have been no real changes to my server, there should be no complete outages.

I’ve also taken the opportunity to clean out the blogroll and do a better job of organizing it. A lot of dead links and things I no longer track are gone, and some new items from my RSS lists have been added. There is room for some additions, so feel free to put a link request into comments. Likewise, if you notice a problem, please let me know about it so it can be solved.

Thank you to all my readers for visiting.

Happy Towel Day

Happy Towel Day.

In Closing: “Words of Power” go far beyond framing; Oh, so that’s why they’re anti-tax and anti-government-anything; innocence and stupidity; obligatory gulf oil leak items; Spock’s Obama’s Brain; the text message can wait until you are not moving; it’s hard to stay enthusiastic about a reform for a broken system that will take 4 years to get here; Nevada, this is your Governor; where does the time go?; the Detriments of Eating Low Carb; the truth about hospital emergency room traffic; and Abandoned in Antarctica.

Learning By Osmosis

It took University of Nevada researchers 20 years to figure out that kids who live in homes where they own books — as few as 20 books — have higher academic achievement. The shocking realization was apparently that it had little to do with the parents’ educational level: “Books in the homes of even the barely literate were found to further a child’s education by an average of 3.2 years. In fact, children of parents with less education had more to gain by having books in their homes.”

Well gee whiz.

You don’t suppose it could be that when parents own books, they are showing that reading is a valid activity and education is a valuable thing? Even if those books are all picture books, even if they are all religious books, even if they are all trashy romance novels, the precedent that they are worth having around influences what the kids will think is important by the time Kindergarten rolls around.

Sorry, sending a box of books to the families of “at risk” kids isn’t going to magically make their test scores better.

In closing: Tropical disease hits Sub-Tropical Florida (but no, global climate change is a hoax! All that snow last winter proved it!); the Social Security system is at risk (remember, it has never ever been a savings program so anybody who talks about “returns” on it is an idiot or a thief); just a few miscellaneous oil spill items; miscellaneous medical items; some choice financialreform” items (Banking index didn’t crash? We’re still screwed then); unemployment and mortgage delinquency (gee, whoda thought those were related??); why we can’t take true libertarians seriously; and help out an animal shelter.

A Fifth of Amendment

It’s been a long time since I talked about the Bill of Rights. Check out the previous installments: One, Two, Three, *crunch!* Four. Remember, all ten were written by guys who overthrew the legal government. Not that you’ll be learning that in Texas anymore.

The Fifth Amendment is probably the one people know the best, even if they aren’t aware of it. Thanks to almost a half century of police dramas like Dragnet and Law and Order, most people know this:

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

The actual words in the Fifth Amendment are a little more complicated:

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

So let’s pick this apart just a little. First: unless it’s a military matter, you’ve got to have a Grand Jury indictment before you storm off towards a trial. Second: you can’t prosecute somebody for the same thing twice. Third: and this is where Mr. Miranda comes into play — you can’t be made to testify against yourself (hence, “I’m taking the 5th“) or make statements against yourself that will be used as evidence (if you are dumb enough to blather on about how you did it while you are in police custody, it “can and will be used against you”), and moreover they can’t just arrest you or confiscate your stuff just because they feel like it. Finally, they can’t take your stuff “for public use” without paying you.

Asset forfeiture would appear to be pretty clearly not legal under the Fifth Amendment, but some judges said it was just dandy. Somehow “Activist judges” who “legislate from the bench” are only a problem when they do things ultra-conservatives don’t like.

So some very “conservative” people don’t think we should tell certain criminals that they have the right to shut up. That’s because — today at least — the “certain criminals” are terrorists, who under their definition are brown. After all, their logic goes, you never know when they might know about a threat that must be neutralized right away. Lives are at stake every moment they don’t talk! Therefore it is critically important to go all Jack Bauer on their asses immediately if not sooner.*

One must wonder if they would say the same thing if we were talking about nice white Christian terrorists like Tim McVeigh or William Krar.

As I see it, there are two huge problems with changing Miranda. First is the old “slippery slope.” Today it’s terrorists. Tomorrow it’s suspected serial killers. The next day it’s kidnappers or rapists. Pretty soon nobody’s got any rights once they’ve been accused of a felony. And don’t kid yourself, women and minorities would be less likely to be informed that maybe they should shut up and ask for a lawyer. It’s obvious that white boys never break the law, they only have “youthful indiscretions.”

The second problem is that the system we have actually works! The last two terrorists we caught were read their rights, and they were willing to talk to law enforcement anyway! A lot of people choose to give up their right to remain silent for reasons that are their own. There is no need to torture anybody, nor even a need to just shut up about their rights. Since one of the recent terrorists was a naturalized citizen, he might know his Constitutional rights better than some cops.

Seriously. The Fifth Amendment was good enough for guys like Alexander Hamilton, George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison, and a host of others. It’s good enough for me.

In Closing: Take Your Kids to the Park and Leave Them Day is Saturday; Volcanic Ash Maps; better get used to warmer temperatures (no more laughing about snowstorms “proving” global climate change is a hoax); reaping the whirlwind of Reaganomics; racial wealth gap quadrupled — yes quadrupled — since the 80s (don’t suppose that has anything to do with Reagan?); how important are small businesses to the economy?; Duhpartment of Research finds that reading skills in early grades are critical to academic success later; I could have told them that creative people tend to be a little crazy; oil in the water (and nothing BP does to try and cover up how much there is will change reality); and crazy architecture.

* Did you know that in 2007, an American General personally flew out to Hollywood to ask the producers of 24 to cut the torture and other illegal crap out?

The Day the Mountain Blew Up

It was 30 years ago today.

A huge ash cloud moved across the country over the following days, reminding anyone who cared to look up what had happened.

Many considered it a disaster. People had died. Property was just plain gone. After all, a forest had been destroyed. Surely life would never get back to normal with the ecosystem blown up. Those experts were wrong; the aftermath offered a tremendous opportunity to study life returning to the area, cleansed of what had come before.

And now, 30 years later, Mount St. Helens is still clearly an active volcano, still part of a chain of volcanoes that includes Mount Hood overlooking Portland and Mount Rainier sandwiched between Seattle and Tacoma. Rainier is considered by the Federal government to be “one of the Most Hazardous Volcanoes in the United States”. The last time it erupted, a tsunami raced across the Pacific Ocean, immortalized in this famous painting.

Comparisons between America’s biggest volcanic disaster at Mount St. Helens and the current volcanic eruptions in Iceland are irresistible. And while Eyjafjallajökull is likely to be full of sound and fury for months to come, today we remember the events of 30 years ago, when a mountain blew up.

Cross-posted on The Moderate Voice.

In Closing: Damn you, Karate Kid!; at least this family in Detroit whose home was raided in the middle of the night by cops who, seeking a murderer, lit their grandchild on fire before fatally shooting her will get something like justice, because Geoff Feiger is on the case and cameras were rolling for a reality TV show; “Airline fees are only bad when the government imposes them”; Mexico’s President wants to talk seriously about immigration; Homeowners (or is that home”owners”) need an advocate with the banks; apparently an Arizona drivers license is proof of citizenship, but the rest of us need passports and birth certificates (BTW this means that you have lots of unlicensed drivers in AZ who don’t want any trouble about their papers, so that should make you feel really safe); “Fetuses are more important than their mothers” says Bishop (and the Church wonders about their decreasing relevancy); 15 companies with biggest job cuts; and fewer people, thankfully, are falling behind on paying their debts.

Left Behind: The Jobpocalypse

Even though officially, the Great Recession is over and the economy is no longer contracting, most people believe the recession is still ongoing. They believe this because as the saying goes, “Things are tough all over.”

The sad truth is that many of the jobs that were lost in the first decade of this century are not coming back. Ever. They’ve been replaced by computers and cheap overseas labor. Some of them did what they were told is the “smart thing” and trained for other jobs in the “new economy.” And while a few of them have been fortunate, many of them merely end up with a pile of student loan debt and not nearly enough experience to get a job. The only “good news” — if it can be called that — is that while they were students, they did not actually count as unemployed. And some of them have discovered that regardless of the law, many employers consider them too old to bother hiring. It isn’t that they did anything wrong. They’ve just not been fortunate. No wonder there’s been a sharp rise in Social Security disability claims!

So in the middle of this truth, FactCheck.org insists that immigration doesn’t cost American jobs. In fact, the economic papers they cite tell us, their existence creates jobs and raises wages for “native” workers. They admit that illegal immigrants performing unskilled labor do drive wages (and opportunities) down for those at the very lowest end of the employment scale. Otherwise, the distinction between legal and illegal immigrants is largely glossed over.

Now let me make one thing perfectly clear. I have no problem whatsoever with the fact that people continue to come to the United States to create a better life for themselves and their families. My son has ancestors who arrived in this nation in the last hundred years; some of them did not speak English and some were fluent in multiple languages when they arrived. But you know what they all did? They followed the law. They did what was necessary to stay legal and become citizens.

Everyone benefits when the playing field is level: immigrants benefit when there is a clear and possible path to citizenship, and they benefit when they get minimum wage and a safe work environment; law abiding businesses benefit when unscrupulous employers are not allowed to undercut them with illegal laborers; communities benefit when there is not a group of people who are trying to be invisible to authorities, and when human trafficking is not tolerated (yeah that’s right, not all the illegals pick veggies and clean toilets); families benefit when a living wage and reasonable hours are the standard; everyone’s health benefits when agricultural workers have proper sanitary conditions; everyone’s safety benefits when construction workers are paying attention to their work instead of looking out for La Migra.

But the flipside of a level playing field is that the companies that employ us must be made to follow existing law, and they must respect that their profit depends on Americans having money to purchase their goods and services. We can only run our economy so long on selling cheap foreign made goods to one other. We have got to produce something of more lasting value than a cappuccino.

If you are so inclined, here are two bloggers who could use some monetary help, both long term unemployed. Just hit the “Donate” button.

In Closing: Doesn’t this look peaceful?; Doesn’t this look suspicious?; Government says there’s only a risk of “price pressure” (not inflation!) but Gold prices say **** that!; the truth about offshore drilling; Congress looking into whether it’s fair to use credit history for employment and insurance purposes (gee, I can’t imagine why somebody with no job might have lousy credit!!); Fannie and Freddie, too big to reform; Shinkansen; GOP to hold convention in Florida during hurricane season; Common Ancestor; next time some asshat talks about “tort reform” when they mean “damage caps,” just remind them of the Gulf Oil Spill; last word (I hope) on the aptly named TARP; the Maine idea; car dealers want to be exempted from proposed financial rules (waaah); duh, insurers stand to make a lot of money on health insurance reform; and history of the slider.

The Shorties Centipede

Ok, for the record, I didn’t make it up, this is a real movie. No, not planning on watching it.

Quickie Economic Stuff: Technically we are out of the Great Recession (assuming you can believe the numbers put out by the government but that’s another story). Nevertheless we are not in a recovery. Bankruptcies are still way too high and jobs are still way too few. We’ve still got too many people who have been unemployed over half a year and too many people who are stuck in part time jobs because a full time job just isn’t available to them no matter how hard they try. Oh, and we haven’t fixed the underlying real estate problem.

Obligatory Oil Spill Stuff: Some meteorologists think the spill might be 5 times worse than reported. Oh, and there might be a lot of unexploded ordinance to complicate the mess. So since the containment dome worked about as well as Jon Stewart predicted (starts around minute 5), now they want to try plugging it up with random junk. Hey, it worked in Futurama. But whatever you do, don’t cry for BP; about 4 days’ profits can cover cleanup.

Really cool computer accessories: Laquered wood mouse starts around $300 American.

No Point Reasoning With Some People: Complain about high taxes all you like, they haven’t been this low since 1950.

Closer than you think: The outrageous thing is that cops are busting down doors and killing pets every day across the nation. It’s just that this one time there’s a videotape.

I don’t get it: So it’s better that violent mental patients should rape a female mental patient than they should assault each other?

Must Read: Prohibition Then and Now.

Dear Fed: Sure, the Senate unanimously voted to have a one time audit of the Fed. However, it’s a watered down thing.

Core Requirements: Susie’s must-have course may be Johnie’s fluff class. How important is it to be a well-rounded student?

Blackbird Flyin’ in the Dead of Night: Take these discarded manuals and learn to fly. All your life, you’ve been waiting for this moment to arrive.

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell?: More like “Don’t put out and I’ll tell.” We already have an unconscionably high rate of rape in our armed forces. This makes me wonder how many people who are discharged are forced into this, and how many are rape victims with the temerity to stand up to their attackers.

And finally: this lawsuit ain’t over ’till it’s over.

Why Your Medical Bills Go Up Next Year

And, Why Your Doctor Won’t Get a Penny of That Money

Maybe some of you recall my posting a picture taken from the 3rd floor of the Clark County Courthouse. Perhaps you wondered why I was there. I had been called to jury duty. Now that the trial that I was in the jury pool for is over — except for appeals, of course — I think I can safely comment on the case.

There were 150 of us asked to fill out a 30+ page juror questionnaire, and when I saw it I immediately thought “Oh no, they do not want me on that jury!” When I got out and called my partner to let him know I was on the way home, he asked me about what had happened. I said “I can’t comment on the case, but I think I can safely say there’s a doctor who’s a witness, it involves propofol, and it doesn’t involve Michael Jackson.” He replied “Oh no, they do not want you on that jury!”

Sure enough I was called by the court and asked not to return.

Here are the facts of the story. Dipak Desai was a doctor who came to Vegas and built an “empire” on quickie colonoscopies. It all came tumbling down a couple of years ago when a cluster of Hepatitis cases was traced to his clinic. While hepatitis is a known possible complication of colonoscopy, this was an unusual number of cases. Six cases rapidly expanded to 114 cases (and counting), with tens of thousands of people needlessly exposed to disease while getting a screening exam in the name of staying healthy. Desai himself eventually declared bankruptcy, but not before a stroke, trying to flee the country (thwarted by the local Mercedes dealership!), and much handwringing over Nevada’s malpractice insurance “reform” and the fact that he only carried the $1,000,000 per incident and $3,000,000 per year coverage required by law. A small number of cases have been settled, but there are many more cases and not enough money to go around.

Now make no mistake: there are a lot of people who are very sick because of the actions of Dr. Desai, his colleagues, and his staff. But sometimes it is just not possible to make things right. So since you can’t get blood form a turnip, some very sick people and their lawyers started looking for the deepest available pockets.

The media has made much of the fact that the clinics used “single use vials” of medication more than once and may have re-used some syringes. If that’s how the Hepatitis was transmitted, then USA Today and the CDC are right that it’s the tip of the iceberg. Except that’s not how it happened; if it were, there would be clusters of blood-borne disease around every surgical center, vaccine clinic, and med-spa in the nation.

Enter the sad but true case of Henry Chanin, who at the time he was infected worked for the Mayor’s wife at the posh Meadows School. It’s the kind of place with multi-million dollar facilities, a waiting list as long as your arm, and a near 100% college admissions rate. His lawyers alleged that it was the fault of the drug companies that made the medication in the single use vials that was to blame for his hepatitis. And, since the drug companies were specifically not allowed to blame the doctors for “misusing” the product, the jury I narrowly missed being on found in Mr. Chanin’s favor and awarded him and his wife over $5,000,000.

Here’s the problem; it wasn’t the meds. My partner put it very well back in 2008 when this was a new story:

Consider that if a clinic’s management is so cheap and careless as to cut corners over a $.05 syringe which is essentially the accusation leveled at this clinic, how much risk are they willing to put patients at? Endoscopes require cleaning and disinfection. That takes time. In a busy center, there have to be enough scopes to do the procedures and still have the downtime for the devices to allow them to be properly cleaned and disinfected.

The scopes cost thousands of dollars which is a very likely place to cut corners if it’s all about the bottom line and patient care never really enters the equation. Couple that with a high volume clinic and violations of the cleaning guidelines for the endoscopes are certain to happen.

It was very likely the endoscope, not contaminated propofol.

Using “single use vials” multiple times is almost standard for many medications, and research has been done to clear a number of drugs for use in this manner. You could clog journals with thousands of studies like this and that. Re-using the syringe is not a good idea, but the drug companies didn’t tell clinic staff to do that. I think the one biggest thing in my questionnaire that got me off that jury was the fact that Allergan send representatives to my office to teach me how to sell Botox from vials that should theoretically have been single use. Well guess what, for what those vials cost, nobody is only using them only once. And strangely enough, not a single case of hepatitis or AIDS has ever been traced to a Botox party. Disclaimer: my partner used to work for the guy who filed this suit, who also happens to be quoted extensively in the link on Dipak Desai above. Yeah, sometimes it feels like the medical community in Vegas traces back to a very small number of people who all know each other.

While nobody can give Mr. Chanin his health back, blaming a drug company for a clinic that didn’t follow the instructions and according to many sources didn’t even properly clean the apparatus they put up people’s butts will only drive up everybody’s costs: drugmaker’s costs, malpractice insurance costs, liability insurance costs, doctor’s costs for drugs and insurance both. Your insurance company? They will raise your premiums. And your doctor? His costs will go up but he won’t make an extra dime.

In Closing: Natazia?; the tax revenue case for marijuana legalization; no more French Foreign Legion for American Boys if Senator LIEberman gets his blatantly unconstitutional citizenship forfeiture bill passed but you’re still clear to join Israel’s army; corporate America passing the expensive part of health insurance reform on to you (and I said something similar when??); educators can’t count; letting states protect citizens from banks must be part of financial reform along with “too big to fail = too big to exist“; on Social Security; deregulation disaster; all just a little bit of history repeating; 30 photos that that changed the world; employment is increasing, just not nearly enough; on terrorist attacks; Yoko Ono; and Happy I Suck Less Than Yesterday Day.