Great. Swell news. Twinkies will theoretically be back on the shelves next month.
Whatever, nobody cares anymore.
Go ahead. Visit a grocery store or a quickie mart. That shelf that used to have Hostess products is full of knock-off baked goods: Little Debbie; TastyKake, Mrs. Freshly’s; Bimbo Bakeries; even Krispy Kreme. Some of it even tastes better than what it replaced. That space is gone, taken over probably forever. That means no more room for Twinkies.
Stick a fork in Twinkie the Kid, he’s done.
In Closing: Paula Deen; a couple items on climate change; malicious prosecution; and falling wages.
The resurrected Twinkies are made by scab labor; the originals were made by union bakers.
I wish I’d been in the habit of buying them before so that I could stop buying them now.
They aren’t good for you anyway 😉