Where the heck does Hollywood keep coming up with absurd titles for horror movies? Anyways, on to the shorties.
It wouldn’t be Shorties without the Economy: Yeah, turns out it is a recession if you stop playing games with inflation. Gee, really? Maybe that’s why the stock market is picking up their money and going home. Maybe if somebody were, oh, I don’t know, creating jobs.
Is it a coincidence that I’ve been invited to 2 protests that they won’t even tell me where it is until I RSVP?: Maybe, Maybe not.
Up, Up, and Away: in my beautiful 1940s aircraft.
People with Idiotic Ideas Aren’t News: You tell em, Senator.
From the Top: The Secretary of Education says that No Child Left Behind is a **** piece of **** and urges states to opt out of the money associated with implementing it. Gee, maybe “better” isn’t a standard.
Bloody Socialists: Turns out they have a few good ideas about the practice of medicine.
Speaking of medicine: The Duhpartment of Research is at it again.