Shorties from Outer Space

In no particular order I bring you truly random thoughts.

Fun With Science! Something to do with the kids, and everybody might learn something.

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Buy New? Actually, I disagree with this person. Let me run through a few. Books/CDs/DVDs: yeah, lots of books only get read once. Yeah there’s lots of things you can get at used book stores and libraries. But what is your time hunting The Right Book worth? If you want to feel good about buying books you’ll only read once, donate them to the public library or sell them to Half-Price Books. Kid’s toys: Apparently she’s never heard of safety recalls. As for “sturdy wooden toys,” just because it’s wood doesn’t mean it’s sturdy. Cars: Sorry, a new car has more advantages than New Car Smell. It has, oh, a warranty! No, that’s no promise that it won’t break, but it does mean that if it breaks, there’s someone who will get it fixed. And these days, a good dealership will gladly drive you to work after you drop off your car for service. Over the years I have seen so many people spend the equivalent of a car payment every month fixing an unreliable old car, because they think they can’t afford to replace it. I am not dissing used cars, just telling you to be careful and avoid money pits. Okay, a new car depreciates. So do used ones. Cars are not investments.

A hilarious cookbook! (Thanks to Slashfood) If you enjoy that, please progress to the Institute of Official Cheer.

Alan Greenspan used to be quoted as saying that retirement was like a stool with three legs: savings, Social Security, and pensions. Well, you know how the Administration wants to saw off the “Social Security” leg, but maybe you don’t know about the termites eating away at pensions. Now, personally I do not like to refer to “defined contribution plans” such as 401k programs as “pensions.” Let’s be real, a defined contribution plan is nothing more than a savings plan run by your boss. So keep that in mind as you read.

It’s official, temperatures are rising. Now, what was that the President was saying about there being no such thing as Global Warming?

Doctors agree that abstinence only education is Bad. (Thanks to Paxtonland) “The new policy says that while doctors should encourage adolescents to postpone sexual activity, they also should help ensure that all teens — not just those who are sexually active — have access to birth control, including emergency contraception.”

Finally, Fafblog!’s War on Poverty. (Thanks to Ezra Klein)

No. No! No!

It is a few weeks away from Election Day 2005. There are no Federal officials on the ballot, but there is very likely a slate of local officials that you really ought to read up on. There may also be some very important ballot initiatives and/or amendments to your State Constitution.

I said it last year and I will repeat it this year: ballot initiatives are a good idea that almost always turn out badly.

This year, Washington State has a pair of dueling ballot initiatives — cue the banjos! Both initiatives have as their stated goal to control the cost of medical malpractice insurance. On one hand, we have I-330, supported by some doctors groups: “it caps at $350,000 the amount an injured patient can claim in noneconomic — also known as pain and suffering — damages. It also limits fees for plaintiff attorneys, shortens the time limit for filing malpractice claims and allows health-care providers to require binding arbitration for damage claims.” On the other hand we have I-336, supported by some lawyers: “it revokes medical licenses of doctors who have three malpractice jury verdicts against them in a 10-year period and makes it easier for patients to learn about medical errors. It also creates a state-run supplemental malpractice-insurance fund and requires public hearings on malpractice-insurance-rate increases.” Of course, all this is a summary of probably 20 pages of fine print legalese. For each initiative.

Supporters of I-330 claim that their proposal will improve medical care and access to it, as well as get more money to patients. Detractors say that “voluntary” binding arbitration will be something that doctors require before they will even treat you. Detractors have not pointed out the compete red herring of a cap on non-economic damages. The fact of the matter is that there is already a cap on what malpractice insurance will pay, and that amount is often exceeded by actual real damages when a person has been killed or disabled by true medical malpractice. The only state in which it appears that damage caps have kept down malpractice insurance rates is California, which happens to have a system in place for controlling insurance rates.

Supporters of I-336 claim want to create a “3 strikes” system for doctors and hold “public” hearings on insurance rate increases. Yeah, 3 strikes worked so well for California criminals. I am not against trying to get the “few bad apples” out of the doctoring business, but threatening the entire industry is not the way to do it. And as for hearings on rate increases that nobody will really attend? If you want to mandate regulation of rates, just do it. There is a State Insurance Commissioner, after all. Opponents say that I-336 will create more bureaucracy and put more money in the pockets of trial lawyers.

Allow me to join with several major newspapers and urge you to vote heck no on both I-330 and I-336. While you are at it, vote against all the other voter initiatives. But please, if your local schools and libraries need money, vote to let them have it.

In closing, I bring you these tidbits: On average, 2 American soldiers still die every day in Iraq. Don’t like the 9th Circuit? Hack it up! Fun with Science in the Home! and How a Democrat can get elected.

Dear Ms. Coulter,

I must admit some amusement to your objections to the nomination of Ms. Miers to the Supreme Court. No, really, that line about how she’s not qualified to play a Supreme Court Justice on The West Wing was just hilarious, dear.

But really, I must express some concern that the worst thing you could think of to say about Harriet Miers is that she’s an SMU girl! Putting aside my own status as an SMU Alumna, do you really mean to insult the fine women who have graduated from Southern Methodist University, including the esteemed Mrs. Bush?

I mean really, it’s not like she got her law degree from Fill-In-The-State Wesleyan!

You could have chosen to make fun of her Tammy Faye makeup, or her her long history in the sordid tale of Dallas politics; you could even have pointed out that she would still be working within a half hour of her alma mater if the President hadn’t taken her to Washington D.C.. You could have wondered aloud why she didn’t get her MRS along with her JD, speculating whether or not she might be a closet feminist, albeit with some hypocrisy. You could have focused on the fact that she’d never been a judge of any sort, not even on the SMU Moot Court. Better yet, you could have tried to figure out what the woman actually thinks and stands for. Instead you chose to impugn a fine university that apparently doesn’t meet your discerning standards.

Surely a Cornell grad like yourself can come up with something intellectually rigorous to say against Ms. Miers.

Sincerely,
ShortWoman

Fore!

Today, some experts are predicting that gas prices in the United States will hit $4 per gallon by the end of the year. Needless to say, other experts dispute this possibility. As much as I would love to say that this is an obvious panic marking a top in prices, it is worth considering what would happen if they are right.

Gas prices at $4 per gallon would represent a doubling of price over the course of two years. It would be over 30% inflation from right now. This is inflation all by itself, even before you consider that just about every object you could possibly have in your home needed fuel to get there, either in the manufacturing process or the delivery process. Expect general inflation to come on the heels of such an increase in fuel costs.

Increased inflation means Agent Greenspan must swing into action, raising interest rates. This means interest rates will go up for loans, credit cards, and mortgages. For goodness sakes, if you have ignored my warnings to lock in your adjustable rate mortgage, this may be your last chance! One benefit to Joe and Jane Average is that the interest paid on bonds will also go up, and there is a slim chance that interest paid on their savings may go up ever so slightly. Of course, this also means that the national debt will grow even faster.

Consumer and employee confidence are already down. And no wonder! Planned layoffs are continuing to outpace planned new hires. Expect a continued decline in confidence if gas hits $4 per gallon. Wal-Mart was concerned about gas prices a year ago, estimating it was costing their customers an additional $7 per week; one can only imagine what the internally circulated numbers look like now. Gas prices are now bad enough that Wendy’s is willing to blame poor sales on high gas prices.

As CNN reported yesterday (see previous post for link), people are already changing their habits due to high gas prices. That will continue. Unnecessary trips will not happen. That means less shopping, less eating out, fewer after-school activities. The malls will be trying to come up with interesting ways to get people into the building. The guys who downgraded the company which owns Olive Garden and Red Lobster will look like geniuses. People will be bringing brown bags to work with them, partly to save money and partly to save gas. If $4 per gallon gas persists, private school enrollment might also suffer, as such institutions often draw students from several miles away.

However, internet and mail order businesses will see increased orders. Whether they will profit from this depends on whether they can keep shipping costs reasonable. eBay will continue to see decent traffic as the intersection of people trying to turn unneeded objects into cash and people looking for online bargains.

Truck and SUV sales are already plunging. Expect a continued shift away from low fuel efficiency vehicles. Light truck prices, particularly in the used vehicle market, will plunge. Detroit will not be able to prop up truck sales with incentives in the long run. Many people will reevaluate whether or not they really need a large vehicle; some will sell, while others will get a small high efficiency “around town” vehicle for everyday use. Some insurance fraud is possible as truck owners decide it is easier to have the truck stolen than to sell it.

Mass transit will be all the rage. Well managed systems will benefit; poorly managed systems will collapse under their own ridership. Being near train and bus stops will be a plus rather than a minus for homes. People will — perhaps for a limited time — be willing to support taxes and mass transit initiatives.

There used to be a bit of buzz about people moving to “exurbia,” that place a little farther out than the suburbs, where there is still a slightly country feel, yards are big, and houses cost less. People who went for that bigger cheaper house further out are feeling the pinch of gas prices, and it will only get worse. Double that if they over-extended themselves to buy it. Property on the edges of metropolitan areas will decline in value as these exurban areas will no longer be seen as commutable. Some families will even reevaluate whether it is cost effective for both parents to drive to work every day.

Finally, people will walk away from debts. Between rising day-to-day expenses and tougher bankruptcy laws going into effect this month, there will be people who just decide to stop sending a check to Chase Manhattan or GMAC every month. “Go ahead, cancel my credit card,” and “Please, take back the truck I can’t afford to gas up anyway.”

I hope I am overreacting. Better yet, I hope the experts are wrong.

Night of the Living Shorties!

What did he know and when did he know it? Uh, what about her? See something wrong in this picture? No? Ok, how about now? You might recall that August 6, 2001 — the date ascribed to the photo — was the same day that the Presidential Daily Briefing was all about some guy named Bin Laden. What is that in her hand? I’m not sure what to make of Ms. Miers, and neither is anybody else. President Bush is expending some effort to defend his decision. A Democrat I normally have the utmost respect for, Harry Reid, supports her nomination. Is this because he honestly thinks she will be alright, is this because of some back-room deal to keep out a real wing-nut, or is this to poison her nomination? How does that work? Well, the conservative base isn’t happy (everyone else is waiting to see what happens next); by supporting her as a liberal Democrat, he makes them less happy. If the Republican base in the Senate then turns against her, he can defeat her while claiming to be the very face of bipartisan support.

Beep beep, beep beep, his car went beep beep beep. Ford and GM had an absolutely abysmal September, and the fun in Detroit is only starting: by a terrible coincidence GM is having a big board meeting today. It is expected to be ugly. Meanwhile, Joe and Jane Average are “Getting strangled at the pump.”

Search Me. Wired brings to our attention some people you won’t find online, the UnGoogleables. There are plenty of people with legitimate reasons they don’t want to be found online. I sure hope Wired used fake names when they put it online….

Ralph Kramden’s Bowling Team. One last word on Katrina. Ok, make that 25 questions about Katrina.

It’s easier to eat cat food than to figure out the prescription drug benefit…. “Most seniors don’t understand the new prescription-drug program being offered under Medicare and don’t plan to sign up for coverage, even after months of salesmanship by the Bush administration.” Yeah. “The program is projected to cost $720 billion over 10 years, according to the latest calculations by the Bush administration. Some members of Congress have suggested delaying the program’s start to help offset the costs of recovery from hurricanes Katrina and Rita, but the White House has rejected those appeals.” Yeah.

Fannie! Finally, my favorite whipping post, Fannie Mae. I’m not the only one who thinks there might be trouble brewing in the world of real estate, and that Fannie might just be the eye of the storm.

Nihon no Keezai Kurasu

Or, “Japanese Economics Class”

Agent Greenspan has spent most of the week talking out of both sides of his mouth. For example: homeowners are in fine shape except for the risky mortgage products, speculative activity, and cashing out of equity. If you want to take a shot at deciphering Greenspeak for yourself, here’s what he actually said today. Currently, Greenspan appears to be telegraphing that there will be a continued rise in interest rates, because there is a continuing risk of inflation. This is of course assuming that the trend of foreign owners of American bonds depressing interest rates does not continue.

Some analysts think this is just awful news. Doesn’t Greenspan know about the lousy consumer confidence numbers? Isn’t he worried about the people who are overextended on mortgages and credit cards? Doesn’t he want to keep interest rates low to stimulate the economy? Has he not noticed the flat stock market? Doesn’t he know that the Administration expects the hurricane damage in the Gulf Coast to sharply impact the economy? Has the old man lost his freaking mind?

Oh yeah, and what does Japan have to do with this?

WARNING! Severe Oversimplification Follows! Modern economic theory says that lowering interest rates stimulates the economy: it makes it cheaper to borrow money, and therefore easier for companies to buy manufacturing equipment — to say nothing of making it easier for Joe and Jane Average to buy things like houses and appliances and cars on credit. Raising interest rates, however, stifles inflation — and with energy prices being what they are, who can blame Greenspan for thinking inflation is a bigger potential problem than slow economic growth.

For some years, Japan has had economic problems. A huge stock bubble in the 80s was followed by a colossal bust in the 90s, and the economy suffered. More accurately, the economy suffered despite slashing interest rates to very low levels, even to zero! If you believe that low interest rates stimulate the economy, you must now be saying something along the lines of “HUH?”

The Japanese economy, while not where it was in the 80s, is now recovering. However, mucking about with the interest rates did not bring this about. It took dealing with underlying problems, in Japan’s case banking/credit reform and consolidation.

It is my theory that beneath certain levels, low interest rates do not stimulate the economy. There are several factors which combine to this result: First, when rates are very low, there is no incentive for lenders to extend credit to individuals and companies. Since the available rate of return is so low, they would rather take the sure thing on government bonds. Housing lending has continued partly because there is a real asset involved, and partly because such loans can be sold to aggregators such as Fannie Mae.

Second, when interest rates are very low, corporate borrowers — who are supposed to be goaded into action by super low rates — are mindful that the Powers That Be feel the economy is lousy. It is a bad idea to incur debts and invest in infrastructure when the economy is lousy. What will the stockholders say? What cash they do have they will sit on until the moment is right. After all, if the economy is lousy, they may well need the cash cushion. As for loans, they will wait for some kind of signal that things are improving — an increase in interest rates, maybe — before calling for cash.

Finally, the third leg of the economic table, Joe and Jane Average do not experience added liquidity. While the banks are more than happy to lend them money for concrete things like houses and cars, the banks won’t lend them cash for things that have a lasting impact on the economy. They can’t get cash to start a business (or to help along their existing business) because it’s too risky — for the bank, that is.

So, Alan? You just keep raising that interest rate, mmkay?

How to Keep a Job

Last week I wasn’t really able to post. I was busy. Specifically, I was busy doing a job I have already hired 2 people to do. This week, I will also spend a lot of time at what should be somebody else’s desk doing what should be somebody else’s job. If you think I find this frustrating, you are correct!

So please allow me, as an employer who has personally created jobs this year, to give you a few handy tips on remaining employed:

Show up! I’m not one of those people who subscribes to the theory that some percent of life is showing up. Rather, showing up is a pre-resquisite. You can’t do a job you aren’t there to do. The job wouldn’t exist if it didn’t need to be done. So show up. Be on time. Don’t cut out early. Reasonable bosses understand that sometimes things like sickness and emergencies and accidents happen. Reasonable bosses also have a finite amount of patience. This is particularly true in small offices where one person represents a double-digit percentage of the workforce.

Just do it! Your job, that is. Another non-shocker. Your number one priority at work — well, after safety — is getting the job done. For each task, Do it once; Do it right. If there’s something you can’t do, figure out why not and what to do about it.

Do what needs to be done. Want to never get a promotion again? Or want to be the first person laid off? Just use these magic words: “That’s not my job.” If the boss asks you to do something, do it. This is of course assuming that you are able to do it and that it’s legal. If a co-worker needs your help, there’s nothing wrong with lending a hand within limits of your time and ability. I am not saying to do his/her job; be reasonable. By extension, you can get a reputation as a go-getter by seeing something that needs to be done and just handling it. You might want to toss in “Oh, by the way, I took care of the XYZ.” Credit where it’s due, you know.

Be willing to solve problems. It’s okay to have problems, but it’s better to fix them. I can’t solve problems I don’t know about, so it’s important to share; however, I always prefer to hear “This is an issue” followed by “and this is what we can do about it.”

Adjust your attitude. I don’t expect boot-kissing, but I won’t tolerate a ‘tude either. There’s no such thing as job security, not even among professional types. Very, very few people have anything approaching “tenure” these days. Chances are you are not one of them.

I hope you find this helpful. Now, I must get back to work until such time as I can find someone else to staff this position.

In closing: A horrifying view of how we are turning poor children into zombies while claiming to educate them. Do we really need a standardized college curriculum? One Thousand Million Dollars missing from Iraq’s defense ministry, that would sure buy a lot of ammo. For that matter that would sure go a long time towards infrastructure. How we’ll all end up paying for Katrina. A follow-up on local disaster planning. And finally, FBI seeks recruits for Porn Squad, since we all know boobs are more dangerous than bombs in the wrong hands.

Here in my Car…

This week there was some economic news: Consumer Sentiment numbers as reported by the University of Michigan dropped sharply, to levels far below what “the experts” anticipated (coincidentally, the Bloomberg version of the story points out a similar drop in President Bush’s approval rating); and retail sales are weak, dragged down by lousy car sales numbers. About the only bright spot on the car sales front is that hybrids are hot, hot, hot. Consumers are caught between light trucks whose values have collapsed and new cars that only sell because of silly incentives. It is no secret why both these things are true, but let me give you the expert take: “Toyota Motor Corp.’s president said he’s ‘worried’ that fuel prices, which surged to records after Hurricane Katrina disrupted supplies in the U.S., may curb worldwide demand for new autos.” It is no coincidence that Toyota offers hybrid cars and trucks.

If the American auto industry really wants to keep selling cars, they are going to have to stop offering the crazy CRAZY crazy deal of the week, and start offering vehicles that people are willing to buy at full price. And unless gas prices fall below $2/gallon (ha, yeah right) that means they need to be both safe and fuel efficient.

They tell you that the popularity of the SUV is evidence that people want these land yachts. If that is so, then drop the incentives! They tell you that bigger vehicles are safer vehicles. The truth is that safe vehicles exist at all size levels; it is a function of good design, not pure mass. Size = safety is one of those over-generalizations, like “All old people like prunes.”

The technology exists to make fuel efficient cars. Thirty years ago, there were efficient cars. They might not have been pretty, and they might not have been peppy, but they were affordable; now we have 30 years of technological advances that can and should be used to make them better. Here’s one fellow whose gadget makes cars both more efficient and less polluting. Somebody, find me a downside to this!

In closing, Senator seeks Wealthy Corpse. Object, poster child for estate tax cuts. Also, CNN takes time to say “if you need a non-standard mortgage to afford that house, maybe you should reconsider.” And finally, two former Governors — one Democrat, one Republican — say our health care system is broken.

New Krakau

I hadn’t planned on posting today, let alone posting on Hurricane relief issues, but I have some Must Read Links

I have seen some reports over the last few days that were first dismissed as anecdotal that Katrina Evacuees are being held in remote locations, surrounded by “security.” This security will not allow them to leave, nor will they allow outsiders in. A caller to the Ed Schultz Show told a similar story about his attempts to get assistance to people in camps located in several locations, including Arizona and Texas. He was turned away, not even allowed to say hello to the evacuees behind barbed wire.

But this is the one thing you must read and tell people about today: American citizens are being held in remote camps, unable to contact the outside world, unable to get their lives together. And she has pictures. We have transcended anecdote and are in the world of eyewitness account. Are they being held against their will? Who can say, since they have no contact with the outside world. They aren’t allowed to go to church; they aren’t even allowed to have a preacher visit them. They aren’t even allowed to have a bowl of cereal. There is every indication that they will be held incommunicado for at least 5 months, unable to get new jobs, unable to pay the bills, unable to process insurance claims, unable to declare bankruptcy before the new rules take effect, unable to get their kids into school, unable to so much as have a cold glass of milk. Some of these people have relatives who would like to take them home. Remember, as Howard Dean said just the other day, “They are not refugees. They are Americans.”

People want to help the evacuees displaced by Hurricane Katrina, but they are not being permitted to do so. Why? These pictures are of course sanitized for your protection, but even the media-safe pictures make it clear that they are in the middle of nowhere. There are no jobs, apartments, schools, cell phone towers, internet connections for miles around. It’s a great place to seek inner peace, but a lousy place to start rebuilding a shattered life.

At least there are potential employers near the Astrodome.

Escape is possible from the Astrodome.