Out of the Clubhouse!

Attention! I have a very important announcement.

As a woman, a post-feminist, a human being, and the self-proclaimed ShortWoman, I hereby revoke the female credentials of both Christine O’Donnell and Sharron Angle. The charges are as follows:

• Reinforcement of the very worst feminine stereotypes including flightiness and an inability to do math
• Antics that would not be tolerated in a male political candidate of either party
• Political views which are detrimental to all women, which if tested would almost surely be proven hypocritical
• General Lunacy

In addition, Sharron Angle faces a charge of:

• Fear-mongering for political gain

Christine O’Donnell faces two additional charges:

• Failure to know when to shut up
• Allowing herself to be photographed in this position (“Failure to keep her mouth shut”, if you prefer), add your own innuendo

These things being true, I am kicking Mr. Angle and Mr. O’Donnell out of the female gender and request that they surrender all identification showing a female status immediately. I will gladly start the donation pool to send them to Thailand for surgery if needed. I expect that as men, their antics will no longer be considered “cute” and they will be seen for the stupid, opportunist people they are.