Dear 2009,
Well, it sure has been a year, now hasn’t it! Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. We won’t miss you.
Sincerely,
ShortWoman.
PS: Make sure you take that whole crappy decade with you when you go!
In Closing: year end round–ups seem to be all the rage right now; obligatory health insurance reform items; what has the ACLU done for you?; downloadable online textbooks; on the no-fly list; pessimist America; even the mega-church business is slow; and finally, beware of exploding ketchup bottles.