Author: bmagnus

On this, the 100th International Women’s Day, 1000 Afghan women gathered to “laugh and sing for the future”. A Saudi woman drove, in violation of national law. Canadian women marched in parades and went to rallies. There were demonstrations in Paris. Protests in the Philippines. Calls to end corruption in Bangladesh. There were other events in such nations as Australia, North Korea, and Iraq. There was even an article in the L.A. Times.

Yeah, not a lot of coverage here in the States.

So on this 100th International Women’s Day I am answering the call of several women bloggers: the call for the 10 most essential items in my closet! Clearly this is an issue of great importance — particularly considering my place in the world of Short Women — and I will not let you down.

1. Jeans that fit properly. First, they need to be the right length. Every time I see a woman with her jeans dragging on the ground I want to shake her and ask why she wasted her money on clothes that don’t fit right. Did she think she was going to grow 4 inches suddenly? I know there is a lot of disagreement about this, but I think they should come roughly to the tops of your shoes. And furthermore, you should not have to wear high heels with jeans. They’re jeans for crying out loud. As for the waist, wear what you like with these two caveats: nobody wants to see your crack; and muffin-top is never sexy.

2. Black pants, again that fit properly. Currently, slim pants are the thing. Someday maybe they won’t be. That’s fine, because you’ll wear these often enough to wear them out over the course of a few years. Khakis are great too but not as versatile; you can’t dress up khakis enough for a dinner party. Mine happen to be hip-huggers, meant to be capris but they fit me like pants, purchased at Kohls. They do not have to be expensive, just nice looking.

3. Black Skirt, roughly knee length. In a nice fabric, and a cut that flatters your body type. And oh yes, it must absolutely be machine washable. Wear it to work. Wear it to parties. Wear it to events. Wear it wherever. I have both a knee length one and a mini.

4. Underwear that is both comfortable and flattering. There’s something empowering about knowing that even your panties look gooooood. Just ask Juliette.

5. A “Yes, I’m in charge here” dress. Mine is a navy blue shirt-dress that comes just above my knees, purchased at Forever 21.

6. Turtleneck or mock turtlenecks, your choice of sleeve length, at minimum off-white and basic black. Other colors are optional and welcome. Mine are elbow length and great solo or layered. Because I am Short, I have trouble finding long sleeved shirts that aren’t actually finger-length shirts.

7. Something to layer over other things. This is an issue of personal style, and what is acceptable in your workplace. Maybe you’re a cardigan kinda person. Perhaps you prefer a sharply tailored blazer. Or maybe you re-purpose a traditional women’s dress shirt that turned out to be a little bigger that you thought it would be when you ordered it….

8. A nice-looking but comfortable machine washable dress. Or two. This is a matter of personal style, but it should be something that you wouldn’t feel funny going directly from work to a social event or picking up something at the grocery store on the way home.

9. The Shoes! Now there’s no real reason to go shoe mad. Really. But there’s some things every woman ought to have. At least basic black pumps or flats that go with the pants and skirts above, and something that coordinates with browns. Mine are leopard print! And I shouldn’t have to say you need some comfy around-town walking sort of shoes. If you do a lot of traveling, you need these to be slip-on to facilitate the Safety Dance at the airport.

10. A couple bits of distinctive but not necessarily expensive jewelry. Something that says who you are. It doesn’t have to be big and certainly shouldn’t be gaudy, but it should be something that goes with the majority of your wardrobe. A strand of genuine faux pearls? Cubic Zirconia earrings? A particular pendant or bracelet? It’s up to you.

That’s it. It’s my personal opinion so take it or leave it. Keep in mind that my fashion goals are modest: to never appear as a Glamour Magazine “Don’t”, and to be neither the best nor worst dressed woman at any formal event.

In closing: we are no longer able to hide job losses; interesting piece on teachers pay; the current health insurance debate is “like watching two rocket scientists boil a discussion of space travel down to a squabble over the angle of re-entry”; what was Playmobil thinking (I mean really, everyone knows the shoes have to come off!); um no, the actual data from that meta-study shoes shows that modern anti-depressants do work in a statistically significant way; how many of the 50 most powerful blogs do you read?; the Grand Canyon is even older than we thought; perfect storm of economic indicators and mortgage meltdown; even the FBI is investigating Countrywide; and Brilliant Jill is much more thoughtful than I am, because instead of 10 wardrobe essentials she wrote about 10 things that Yes, We Can Do.

Somehow, my browser tabs have become clogged with food-related items. If you are on a diet you might scroll down….

Let’s start with a cocktail, shall we? Wired has a helpful item on how to infuse your own Vodka with your own selection of delicious flavors. Take that, Absolut!

Perhaps we should have some light dinner conversation. Here’s a book we could discuss: Swindled talks about the various ways that the food business has taken advantage of us, the customers, for the last few thousand years!

Speaking of which, Suburban Guerilla would like to talk about why it’s so hard to get locally grown food at the local megamart.

Shall we finish the appetizers with a cheese plate? Unbossed would like to know why, if rBST is sooooo good for cows and not at all bad for us humans, farmers and dairy producers don’t proudly label products with its use?

Are you a fan of Lilek’s Gallery of Regrettable Food — even if you can’t stand his standard blog drivel? Well then you are going to love this. It’s the Mid-Century Supper Club, reproducing food your mother still has nightmares about, and sharing the pictures with us on the internet! Many thanks to Slashfood for this one.

Ever wonder what foreigners buy at Japanese discount stores? Well it turns out that Ramen tops the list. Followed by an amazing array of strange stuff, some of it even edible!

And did you know that now some people are claiming that fortune cookies are a Japanese invention?

Speaking of Japan, they are a little upset to be getting “free” beef from America. It seems they have very strict criteria regarding what they will accept from our nation, and at this point I can’t blame them.

After all, stuff like this shows up in our freezers.

And the USDA isn’t interested in the *ahem* wrong people investigating the wrong things. The “wrong people” such as Congress. The “wrong things” such as whatever they say. Yeah. Cause they totally have nothing to hide.

In closing: Education is about Students; Off With My Sexist Head!; Gretchen embraces reality as we know it; “We can’t show kids the results of non-abstinence, it goes against the principles of abstinence-only sex education!”; and $31 Million dollars worth of goods lost stolen from luggage while in TSA or airline custody in the last 3 years .

If you were to randomly come across a commentary entitled “Stop Supporting a Tainted Food Supply,” where would you suppose you were? Alternet? PETA? Some random editorial that happened to get picked up by Buzzflash?

How about financial news site TheStreet.com?

After giving us the quickie-version of the latest massive meat recall — which the USDA says shouldn’t concern us because most of the meat has already been eaten and what we don’t know can’t hurt us — the author tells us:

I’m taking a stand and putting my money where my mouth is — literally. My five-person family consumes about $1,300 of food per month — $15,600 per year — including the meals we eat at home and at restaurants. I can easily divert at least a quarter of that money to farmers and meat producers in my own community.

Now, just as a point of curiosity, how is that going to help? Even if we go out on a limb and assume that her community has farmers and meat producers that sell locally, what guaranty does the author have that locally produced food is free of the problems of corporate farming? Just because it’s local doesn’t mean that the animals have been humanely treated, or that the vegetables are free from contaminants, or that any of it has been handled in a sanitary fashion. Even the most vile of factory farms and slaughterhouses are “local” to somebody.

Ah, now here’s someone who has a grip on the problem: the Faithful Penguin points out the false premise that “the markets are a regular libertarian paradise of goodwill and bonhomie where no capitalist would dare engage in shoddy or dangerous practices because the market would ‘self-regulate;’ therefore, no rational businessman would take those risks as they’d be run out of business.” In fact, he reminds us that the current regulations — the ones that have been systematically undermined since the Reagan Administration — were passed into law in 1906, after “Upton Sinclair published The Jungle. Written to awaken the consciousness of America to the plight of immigrant workers, the horrific and dangerous conditions in Chicago’s slaughterhouses were exposed, causing the public to worry about its own health.”

In the end, that is what regulation is supposed to do: protect us from the excesses of unbridled corporatism. Some people say regulation costs jobs. I say deregulation has cost a lot of jobs in such diverse areas as air travel (bankrupt airlines), telecommunications (bankrupt providers like WorldCom), energy (bankrupt and corrupt companies like Enron), and food production (family farms). Sure, some regulation goes overboard, and some other regulation is actually a gift to the industry being “regulated,” but a whole lot of it is reaction to somebody somewhere saying “there oughta be a law.”

In closing: stock market danger; sign this stack of papers, including the one that lets your tax preparer sell your returns; make your own ginger beer; Iron Chef or Not Iron Chef; I’m late to the coverage, so I’ll let Jill say “duh” on late diagnosis of cancer; Duhpartment of Research tells us men can live longer by “abstaining from smoking, weight management, blood pressure control, regular exercise and avoiding diabetes” (anybody know how to avoid diabetes? “weight management”, “regular exercise”, and have the right relatives!); the “education gap” and social mobility; awesomely elegant wrapping; why doesn’t the border fence go across the golf course?; Word to Mrs. Clinton, it’s not that you’re a woman, it’s that you’re you!; thanks to Pharyngula for pointing out 41 hilarious science experiments; and strange economic portents, economic indicators will no longer be published due to budget constraints, and the attack of the expanding dollar menu.

Cross-posted at The Moderate Voice.