Today I got one of those coupon booklets in the mail. You know the sort of thing. I was flipping through it when I saw this:
Menopause, the Musical
The rest of the page informed me that someone from the local paper wrote “Dollar for dollar, it’s the best show in town.” At this point, it is worth pointing out that the next line on the page is “Free Las Vegas Hilton Buffet! See Reverse Side for Details!”
Apparently this is for real, but I bet you’ll never ever see a high school production of it.