When Kids are Smarter than the Adults: Apparently, being accused of twirling a pencil with a pencap on it is a problem that is best addressed by a 5 hour
interrogation evaluation, including a strip search and blood testing. No idea whether anybody thought it would be a good idea to call mom or dad. Elsewhere — and I would totally like to believe this is an April Fools joke except that here’s local coverage including an interview — police responded to a couple of kids building a tree fort with guns drawn. The child’s reaction was “I was thinking that I don’t want to be shot today, so I just listened to what they said.”
Tired of LinkedIn?: It was a pain in the butt to figure out how to close an account, so let me save you some effort.
College Math: Sobering.
News headlines you won’t see: yeah.
And a reason to reach out to your Congressman: The Better Off Budget.