In other news, sky blue, water wet: The cable industry recognizes that poverty is as big threat to their subscriber base as Netflix.
Duhpartment of Research: What do cats do all day? Mostly sleep and rest.
World’s Oldest Known Museum: Turns out to have been in ancient Babylonia.
Couldn’t have anything to do with it: Worker’s share of national income is plunging faster than a supermodel’s neckline.
Congress Can’t Outlaw What They Aren’t Told About: surveillance programs go unnoticed. It’s a bad thing.
Cancer Needs Sugar to Survive: Low carb diets prevent cancer.
Sure Would Be Handy: Let’s see, we have lots of unemployed people, and we have roads to fix, schools to build, and lots of infrastucture that needs to be constructed or repaired. Gee, why don’t we try putting those things together??? Aw, that’s crazy talk.
If you say so: Has anybody come up with a really good use for these things? Lots of people say I need them and then they can’t explain why.
Can’t Resist: I know I said it earlier elsewhere, but HA HA! Righthaven smacked down! Yes, the source of that article was intentionally ironic.