Technically, the warranty on these running shoes is voided by merely walking in them.
Spring is coming. Really. I promise.
My car was recently visited by the felines that hang out in back of my office. “I’m gonna need you to put cover sheets on RL6 reports starting right meow.”
A Molly-guard is a device that prevents accidental shutdown of a computer system. This device can be — as the first Molly-guard — physical or built into software.
Strictly speaking, this is a Cali-guard, preventing reset by a Calico cat.
Yeah, I think I’ll skip the bandage with the picture of poop on it.