Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree: you make a fine fish habitat.
Laughing all the way to the bank: Only $3 billion? Pshaw! Let me get my checkbook.
Just Call Him Phoenix: a real life superhero in Seattle.
Nice: The Westin St. Francis washes every coin it receives.
Nuts: the rift between environmentally conscious Christians and nutjobs who think Jesus will just fix the environment.
The Dude Abides: Well no, it’s really just Jeff Bridges.
Obligatory January Weight Items: most Americans think their weight and dietary habits are just fine, thank you. Here’s the 8 worst diet and fitness fads of 2010. And for the motivated, a kick-start workout guide (don’t forget to eat healthy foods in moderate quantities!)
Nevertheless: I hope you never need to know this information.
On Republicans: Go ahead and read the Constitution. How do they get away with telling the same lies so much we start to believe it’s true? Three Cups of Tea (tell ‘em, Howard!). Hey big businesses, what laws do you want to not follow anymore? Guide to Governance. The sane people are concerned. And an open letter.
On all the other parties: Ha! Seriously though, I’d like to see a big, televised debate between party leaders of all these “third parties,” live during prime time. It would be a great laugh (have you ever read some of the published party platforms??), and the few good ideas will get picked up by someone who can run with it.
Oops: I mean oats.
Immigration Reform: it’s more complicated than putting up a fence.
Welcome to 2011.