On Retail

This summer, I have been trying to buy a new swimsuit. The word “trying” should probably alert you to the fact that I have — so far, anyway — failed.

I’ve been working out, toning up, actually have regular access to a pool. Since I have not purchased a new swimsuit in about 5 years, I thought this was not only the time, but that I should really try and get a bikini. I have not found anything acceptable, and frankly have only found about 2 things worth even taking back to the fitting room. I don’t know who is designing these darn things, but they need a serious talking-to.

Pet peeve one is that bottoms are almost universally adorned with buckles, bows, or ruffles. Just what every woman wants, is to make her butt look bigger! Sure, go ahead, put those bows right out there on my hips, add a couple inches to them. Oh, and look, the bow makes the fit adjustable — or gives a perfect opportunity for Bad Boys to harass you at the public pool. It’s two, two, two inconveniences for the price of one! Look, even if you are trying to attract Sir Mix-a-lot, he’s a smart guy and isn’t going to be fooled by a bit of fabric.

Peeve two is metal decorations. Sometimes these are on the aforementioned hip-enlarging brigade. Sometimes it is holding the top together. Sometimes it even includes little dangly bits that are supposed to be attractive somehow. You know what they are to me? Something that will get blazing hot in the sun. Oh yeah, perfect thing to put on a swimsuit! Maybe the designers didn’t notice, but most people go to the pool on hot, sunny days.

What the heck were they thinking? At least the guys who decided to put school supplies on sale for super-low prices in July (before anybody even gets their school supply lists) have a sort of mad genius going for them; the people who buy early will be back for the things they didn’t know they needed.

In closing, CBS televising video games (bye bye EGLN, so long EREV); why you should digitize your old photos; Hillary proves she cares more about corporate interests than American interests; didn’t I tell you people were filing for disability when finding a “decent” job was too hard?; thanks to Jill for pointing out someone else who understands that universal health and mandatory health insurance are different things; caffeine + exercise = lower risk of skin cancer (but that’s not an excuse to skip sunscreen!); and finally, why have there only been 2 Medals of Honor awarded in Iraq — both posthumous?

On Being One Human in a Sea of Human Stories

Of all the places I could be this morning, there is one remarkable place I am not, and that would be Chicago, Illinois. That is remarkable on this particular day not because I happen to have been born there, but because it means I am not at BlogHer 2007. Theoretically I could, and maybe even should be there, giving a hug to the, oh, probably 3 people I actually know, and networking with moms who document public restrooms to twenty-something economists to people working for global issues impacting the quality of life for billions of people.

When you consider the fact that they didn’t exist 3 years ago, it is quite remarkable that they have 13,000 members. I am just one of them.

However, we have reached a point where there is no such thing as a slow news week. It would be very easy to have spent the whole week paying attention to nothing more than Gonzovision and the escalating tension between Congress and the Bush Administration over subpoenas and such. But if you did that you would have missed the Senate calling for universal internet filtering and the House actually passing a Farm Bill that the President will likely veto (along with the current version of the SCHIP renewal bill and anything else that means he doesn’t get exactly his way). You would have missed the President asking for an overhaul of the FISA statute that he can’t even be bothered to follow. And that’s just the news from Capitol Hill!

In other political news you would have missed an effective end to voters registration drives (so for goodness sake, why don’t you pick up a half dozen of those cards and make sure your friends are registered?), the Republican Presidential Candidates deciding they won’t debate on YouTube, this item on Purple America, and the World Can’t Wait campaign, Declare It Now: Wear Orange.

From economic news you would have missed the fact that wages are stagnant and the lowest job growth in 40 years, and I honestly don’t know why the Neo-Cons aren’t screaming about how Clinton’s numbers weren’t much better and blaming him for everything (with added bonus Hillary-smearing!). You also would have missed millions of people getting a raise, the only ray of sunshine in the last Iraq spending bill.

Speaking of Iraq, did you know that we’ve stopped gathering data on how much electricity per day they get in Baghdad? Just so you don’t forget, it’s a typical July day there, with a projected high of 116 F. That might have something to do with why “In Baghdad, the search for ice becomes a deadly struggle”. Oh, and we might be abusing the workers we imported to build the American Embassy, begging the question of why we aren’t hiring locals considering the current unemployment rate there. And to top it off, one of the Iraqi Vice President’s bodyguards was shot by an off-dute Blackwater operative.

Speaking of assassination, just when you thought we knew everything about Pat Tillman’s unfortunate death as a hero, no wait by friendly fire, more keeps coming. Friendly Fire doesn’t normally result in 3 bullets to the forehead.

From the world of science, we have a hospital reducing infections through the inexpensive and liberal application of common sense and even the Pope says that evolution probably happened! He did caution that didn’t mean God didn’t make evolution. Somehow that seems like a good middle ground that should be palatable to many Christians, even the not-Catholic kind.

Somehow through all this, CNN has time for Lindsay Lohan and Zsa Zsa Gabor’s naked husband. Go figure.

Don’t Go Into the Shorties

It’s getting hot in here, so turn off all your stoves…. Cool recipe links for hot days.

Guess who’s not going to Eastern Illinois University? Some unnamed applicant sent an application packet that resulted in the bomb squad coming to campus. A spokesperson said “There was no return address, it was poorly written, poorly addressed to the university, there were misspellings… There was some tape over it. Just the overall appearance was rather strange.” No return address and “strange” appearance can be forgiven, but I would think that the misspellings and poor writing hurt his or her chances of admission. I wonder if this person was applying for the upcoming fall semester.

But if we go back to the way things were, we will have to allow cute puppy dogs equal airtime with the Nazi Party, and you don’t want that, do you?? No no no I don’t think so. Here’s perhaps the smartest thing you will read this week about the Fairness Doctrine.

I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free. That is, unless you are a librarian. Or have an appointment with your gynecologist. Or want to take a picture of a building while standing on a public sidewalk. Or want to exercise your First Amendment rights to free speech and freedom of assembly.

Do not buy flip flops at Wal-Mart without reading this! And after you read it, you probably won’t want to. Ouch.

Common Sense vs Fear Mongering. Succinct, down to earth, plain language talk about universal health.

When Bruce Schneier says you have to read something about airplane security, you know it’s going to be good. And so I humbly send you to see A Pilot on Airline Security.

What a coincidence! So am I! House Democrats are divided on Farm Subsidies bill. The original purpose of farm subsidies was to keep prices stable and encourage farmers as a group to grow a diverse assortment of crops. But now, subsidies are used as a stick with which big agriculture beats the snot out of the “small family farms” which by and large barely exist anymore. That, and the WTO and EU are insisting that the whole system be scrapped, because it is not fair for the world to compete with our subsidized crops. Something has to change, but what?

We have switched their regular Daily Kos with Gonzales Crystals. Let’s see if they notice…. Yes, today’s Daily Kos is Gonzo-vision! They’re all gonzo gonzo gonzo about Gonzo! And they are joining the merry band that is calling for his impeachment or resignation, a band I’ve been a member of since January! Oh look, and here’s Digby! And… what’s this?? Fox News even says he should resign?? Well now they are a bit more conservative than the HuffPo, aren’t they? I still think it’s hilarious that Gonzales wants to “fix” the problems in the DOJ, despite the fact that he caused them. Just a little reminder, the Senate gets to confirm nominees for things like Attorney General; if Mr. Gonzales is out — for whatever reason — his replacement has to be palatable to enough Democrats to get a majority vote. Oh, and confirming a nominee might have to wait until this whole contempt thing is settled if Harry Reid is smart.

Last but not least, No More Echo Chamber. Dave Johnson at Seeing the Forest does it again. He has pointed out that we, the Progressives and Centrists, have to get out there and make our opinions heard to people who don’t necessarily agree with us. So get your logic in order and get the word out to Joe Average.

L’Etat? C’Est Moi!

Today’s Washington Post reports that the White House has announced that the Executive Branch does not need to answer to the Legislative Branch.

Well, that’s the short version. The long version is that Congress won’t be permitted — permitted! — to pursue contempt charges against certain members of the Administration for whom the President has invoked executive privilege. How can they do that? Very simple: under federal law the contempt charges must be run through the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, who is then legally obligated to convene a grand jury. However, the U.S. Attorneys work for the Justice Department and for Alberto Gonzales. Furthermore, remember that Congress is attempting to investigate how and why 9 U.S. Attorneys were fired.

An anonymous administration official has stated that no U.S. Attorney will be allowed to pursue such charges against the administration, nor “permitted to argue against the reasoned legal opinion that the Justice Department provided.” He did not need to add that at this point, each and every U.S. Attorney knows what will happen to his or her job should if they do not Follow Orders and Tow The Company Line. This of course includes the U.S. Attorney for the District of Colombia.

How on earth is Congress supposed to get to the bottom of anything when the Administration refuses to give them complete documentation and even refuses to allow key witnesses to appear for questioning? They aren’t, and that’s the point.

What exactly are they trying to hide? Perhaps a High Crime or Misdemeanor?

Several possible options lie before Congress. They can use their “inherent contempt” power, which does not require the cooperation of the Justice Department, but will have the look of an internal witch trial. They can impeach Gonzales — he’s already on record lying to Congress and that’s impeachable all by itself — and the Senate can refuse to confirm a successor until this mess is settled and Harriet Miers appears before them. Perhaps they will talk about using the I Bomb on the President himself. And perhaps there is a path that seems clear to guys like Harry Reid that isn’t obvious to you and me. But this situation cannot be allowed to stand.

In closing: War on Science == War on Women; a follow up on an item from 4 years ago (!), details are finally trickling out about Cheney’s energy task force meetings from 2001; Sure, the President gets to invoke privilege, but he also has the right to say you won’t be needing due process; new study by guys who know what they are talking about says there’s a big energy problem, and we’d better address it starting with better efficiency; and finally “Key to a long life — Less Insulin in the Brain cautions us that the best way to get that “less insulin” is “good, old-fashioned diet and exercise.” But then they never tell you what they mean by a “good old-fashioned diet.” A quarter says they mean a diet low in sugar and moderate in complex carbohydrates, because under normal circumstances our bodies produce insulin after we eat such foods. So a sugar-high might be just as bad for you as illegal drugs?

Japanese Data Dump

Before I get started, I’d like to mention that I don’t bring in big bucks. In fact, to date I have not taken in a dime for this site. Now then. I have had some requests for Japan and Japanese language links. Some of these links have been posted before, nevertheless it is handy to have them in one post. You’ll find them by clicking the read more link. If this is not your cup of tea, please scroll down for something completely different. Thank you for your patience!

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Nothing in Common

Have you ever been in the middle of a conversation with someone, when suddenly you realize that the person you are talking to has such a radically different viewpoint from yours that you don’t even know where to begin finding common ground? And such a disconnect is almost always concerning some subject where it is not so simple that you can say “Ok, well if that’s so, please explain this thing that doesn’t fit with your idea.” You may feel some stirring of disbelief that your companion feels that way, a moment of shock where you wonder if it is even worth continuing to talk about the issue at hand. You struggle for a way to express what is — to you anyway — the obvious.

But no, this is like two young adults arguing about which came first, the chicken or the egg, with one shouting about how clearly eggs evolved before chickens did because after all dinosaurs laid eggs, with the other insisting with equal fervor that God created all creatures including the chicken that laid the first egg. If one could reasonably prove the other wrong, it would have already happened. Each will talk about how the other’s theory is unproven, and the other will reply, and each will find flaws — real or imagined — in the other’s reasoning. As Tim Iacono said about a completely unrelated issue, “It’s easy to ignore [something] when it goes contrary to everything you want to believe, so that’s what we did.” The only possible end to this argument is stalemate, regardless of the merits or flaws of either position.

Today I offer two examples: one from the Halls of Academia and one from the core of Neo-Conservatism.

First, thanks to Ken DeRosa at D-Ed Reckoning for pointing out this item called “Read It and Weep: Why does Congress hate the one part of No Child Left Behind that works?” This lengthy but excellent article details the ongoing philosophical battle between two opposing reading pedagogy methods, “whole language” and “phonics.” One works for almost all kids, one only works for some kids (the ones whom, I personally suspect, are actually being taught with the other method at home by Mom and Dad), but to listen to the dueling research papers, you’d be hard pressed to tell which is which. Systems that stress phonics and comprehension and building new skills on a foundation of recently learned skills work. The evidence is strong enough that part of No Child Left Behind will give schools money to implement such systems, and schools that have taken the money have watched their test scores soar, with teachers and administrators exclaiming things like “We could see immediate results,” and “It’s exciting to be successful.”

But you’d never know that to listen to the whole language proponents. They deride the thing that actually works as “drill and kill,” and “cutting learning up into itty-bitty pieces,” and even “the factory model.” They claim to have research that says their system works as well, but every time someone knowledgeable digs into the research they find flaws. No amount of research on the other side will ever convince them that simply exposing kids to the written word will not teach them to read by some sort of literary osmosis. The losers in this war are of course the kids, many of whom never become good readers, and many of whom end up spending time with expensive tutoring and Kumon to learn what their first grade teacher should have taught them in the first place.

My other example is far more horrifying. A British journalist went on the National Review’s annual cruise. She listened attentively to people who were absolutely certain that Muslims were “breeding” and taking over Europe, anti-war liberals want nothing more than to demoralize America and thus should be executed for treason, Vietnam was only a failure because of the “Left”, there were Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq but they were moved to Syria, all non-whites are inferior so any discrimination they are victim to is deserved, Rumsfeld and Pinochet were both heroes, and of course the Middle East would run so much better if enlightened conservative Republicans controlled it (for the benefit of those poor inferior and Muslim non-whites currently there of course). Don’t miss page two, where Robert Bork is heard saying “The coverage of this war is unbelievable. Even Fox News is unbelievable. You’d think we’re the only ones dying. Enemy casualties aren’t covered. We’re doing an excellent job killing them.” Oh and scroll down for Norman Podhoretz on why things in Iraq are great and that the invasion of Iran can’t come soon enough.

These views, clearly held in sincerity by some, are foreign to my reality. People like these are why I look like a progressive leftist freak, when in fact I am moderate and my views generally in line with Joe and Jane Average — assuming of course that Joe and Jane have actually thought about the issues and not just gotten the soundbites from highly biased sources. In the places where I am a little more progressive, I can explain my views such that Joe and Jane at least know why I feel as I do even if they do not agree.

Is there any reasoning with these radical Neo-Con points of view? Any common ground? Are these views common, or just peculiar to the sort of hyper-conservative who has both the money and desire to go on a cruise with people like William Buckley?

In closing, Paul Krugman and Dan Agin and Robert Weissman on health care, particularly the “universal” kind; Cheney vs. Rice on Iran, and as Joe Gandelman points out, the article says the President and Vice President “did not trust any potential successors in the White House” and clearly believe they are the only ones who can safeguard America. Indeed, whither the middle ground?

Eight Legged Shorties

If we say we’re fixing the problem, maybe nobody will notice it’s still there. Granted, I think it’s good that the United States is looking into “regulatory proposals that could mandate broader inspections of imports and stiffer penalties for ignoring safety rules.” However, it occurs to me that their track record on such issues is somewhat less than stellar.

It turns out “privatization” of some government functions isn’t very libertarian at all. DarkSyde over at Daily Kos points out all the warts on the face of outsourcing such things as emergency services, but the short version is that “the level playing field is dissolved in favor of government sanctioned monopolies awarded in secret no-bid contracts” and “only the profit is privatized – usually into a tiny number of already obscenely wealthy hands — while overhead, cost, and losses are offloaded onto the taxpayer….”

They chose poorly. Do you remember seeing Ezra Klein telling Larry Kudlow how things really stand on universal health? Well Ezra appears on TV regularly talking about health care and health insurance issues; he researches and writes about it as his day job. Keeping that in mind, it really wasn’t terribly clever of Delta Dental to decide his $2000 root canal wasn’t medically necessary after the fact.

It only makes sense if you are anti-sex. This article called “Increasing access to birth control increases use of birth control makes the very astute point that “So more women are using Plan B, which means fewer unwanted pregnancies and fewer abortions. Who could be upset with that?” Seriously, who could be upset with that, unless what they really have a problem with is the fact that women might be having sex? Somehow the logic of “the right way to prevent abortions is to prevent unwanted pregnancies” is lost on the so-called “pro-life” movement. If they were really pro-life, they would loudly and continually denounce their inner faction that thinks it is right to enforce their opinion with violence, vandalism, and murder. If they were really pro-life they would be just as actively picketing prisons where the death penalty is carried out.

Interesting. Do you think Ted Rall has gone too far, suggesting that we know little enough about the real motivations of suicide bombers that the profile includes many, ahem, lawful combatants?

iPhone follow up. A recent poll shows that many Japanese people would love to have an iPhone. But only if they add a bunch of features. Oh, and over half of them wouldn’t actually change cell phone carriers to get one.

Nicely written. This item on traveling and passenger’s rights is worth reading, and doesn’t mention the “bye-bye plane” baby (really, which would you rather have on your flight, a happy toddler saying something over and over or a screaming, crying, unhappy toddler?) Since we do live in a highly mobile society where people routinely need to get from one place to another in a timely fashion, we need the right to do so in dignity and safety. This means no planes sitting on tarmac for hours. This means our luggage arrives with us. This means we can’t be arbitrarily delayed and denied on nothing more than the say-so of one capricious airline or TSA employee.

Restore the Constitution. Restore Habeas.

Outrageous. Marines were ordered to make things even more violent in Iraq. Um, that’s the opposite of what we thought they were supposed to do. Gee, that couldn’t have anything to do with why the Prime Minister of Iraq is inviting our troops to go home “anytime they want”.

Coincidence. Right? Last night I happened to see a newer Volvo, and looking at its size and profile I casually remarked “That’s a Volvo? What’s Ford trying to do, kill the line?” Today I happened to read that Ford is thinking of selling Volvo.

We don’t need no steenking watchdogs. It turns out that the Bush Administration hasn’t bothered to report to the intelligence oversight board. Senator “Go **** Yourself” Leahy put it better than I possibly could: “It is deeply disturbing that this administration seems to spend so much of its energy and resources trying to find ways to ignore any check and balance on its authority and avoid accountability to Congress and the American public.”

Statistics are only meaningful when you look at the underlying data. A recent study shows that video game playing among adolescents has a minor effect on reading and homework, and no effect on social skills. Earlier coverage tried to scare us by reporting that the drop was over 30%, a closer read showed that “while boys did indeed spend 30% less time reading, it was 30% of 8 minutes per day. And although 34% less time was spent on homework, this only applied to girls, and only on weekends….” Yeah, I think the more important point is that the typical adolescent boy spends only 8 minutes a day reading, not that if he were a gamer he’d only spend 5.6 minutes.

And finally. Support Dave Johnson. He makes the internet a better place.

Let’s hear it for Nancy and George

Just a few weeks ago I wrote over at Central Sanity about how student loans were sucking young adults dry, and strangely enough this problem began when Sallie Mae started to privatize.

Fast forward to today. The House of Representatives has just passed the College Cost Reduction Act of 2007 (emphasis mine):

The bill will provide the single largest increase in college aid since the GI bill in 1944. The legislation invests about $18 billion dollars over the next five years in reducing college costs, helping millions of students and families. It comes at no new cost to taxpayers, and is funded by cutting excess subsidies paid by the federal government to lenders in the student loan industry.

Yes, the plan is to cut the government handout to a few profitable student loan companies that are raking in the dough while mortgaging an entire generation, and instead give the handout to thousands of young adults who will in a few short years more than pay it back in the form of taxes on higher earnings. Contrast that, if you will, with the fact that some student loan interest is tax deductible and therefore reduces taxes paid. At no additional cost to the government, the maximum Pell Grant will rise over $1000 per eligible student by 2012. I really like that “no additional cost” part. And there’s more — the loan rate on government backed student loans will drop too, both solving a real problem and giving a nod to personal responsibility for things like college.

Oh, but please don’t skip the beautiful rant by Education and Labor Committee Chairman George Miller, lashing out against Republicans who were trying to add poison-pill amendments:

You don’t like the fact that were going to take 5 million middle class kids and extend to them a loan thats interest rate is cut in half? While their families are struggling to get them through college? They’re making sacrifices every year? You’re going to do this? You’re going to kill this bill? Are you proud? Are you proud of this amendment, that you are going to try to kill this bill? Say it louder.

There’s more, and video goodness, so check it out. But please remember, it still has to get through the Senate and probably a conference committee before it even arrives on the President’s desk. And the President has a lot of things on his mind these days.

(via mcjoan at Kos)

In closing: idle hands are the Devil’s workshop, and 60-70% of Iraqis have no job; a man, his lawn chair, and 105 balloons; CNN lets us know that “Billions in subprime ARMs will be subject to higher payments”; oh my, the FBI can prove Gonzales lied to Congress (remember, that is impeachable all by itself); and finally, Mari goes to the White House and gives the President a handwritten piece of her mind. Her mother, who failed to give LBJ a piece of her mind decades ago, is very proud.

It’s been far too long since I said “Thank You.”

Like all websites, I would be nowhere without referrers: search sites that have indexed my work; communities where I am a member and have a listed profile that includes my web address; sites that have added me to their link-lists, with or without reciprocation; and most importantly, people who have taken the time and effort to link to me and say “Check This Out.”

Today I would like to take a few minutes to say “Thank You!” to some of the people and websites without whom most of you would never have known I was here.

This includes — in no particular order!Flea at One Good Thing, Cynthia C at Shorty Stories, Jill at Brilliant At Breakfast, all my colleagues and co-authors over at Central Sanity, the wonderful people at The Moderate Voice, Maya’s Granny at her eponymous site, NYC Educator at his self-named site, Robaato Bureedi, er Robert Brady at Pureland Mountain, Elisa Camahort once, twice, three times, four times! (busy lady!), Bradford Plumer, and finally (at least for today’s list) Dean Paxton of Paxtonland. With a list like this, you will have to forgive me if I have forgotten somebody.

Thank you!

Go check them out!

Fly like an Eagle

Many of you — well those of you who have read the “About” page anyway — know that until recently I lived in a town North of Seattle. Relatively few of you knew that I lived in a little seaside town known for its ferry landing and lighthouse, nestled next to a small city called Everett. In my back yard you could see dozens of bird species alone over the course of a year, and if you watched carefully while driving around town, it was really not unusual to see Bald Eagles. One nesting pair lived near a friend of mine, another pair lived a mile or so down the road in the woods that bordered the airport.

By airport, I do not mean a little hunk of tarmac where a dozen guys keep their private planes. When you hear that a major foreign dignitary or high-ranking federal official is in Seattle, chances are they landed at this airport, Paine Field. This facility was used for military aircraft in World War II, and is capable of landing, servicing, and allowing departure of Boeing’s biggest jets.

Did I mention that the Boeing factory — the biggest building in the world — was across the highway?

And now your memory is jogged about where you have heard of Everett, Washington: the parade of news and events surrounding the unveiling of the 787 Dreamliner. All this on the amusing date of 7/8/07. Oh, and don’t forget the plane that makes the Dreamliner possible, the gargantuan transport plane called the Dreamlifter. I’m glad they finally got around to putting company colors on that thing; I last saw it in the green primer Boeing uses. Why, it was just almost enough to make me nostalgic. Yes, the sky can really be that blue over Seattle.

Now don’t get me wrong, I do not miss being able to hear Boeing bench-testing new engines, and I can’t honestly say I miss hearing planes every day, even though they were nifty to look at (and the oldest, niftiest planes were generally the loudest). But I can say from a position of authority that newer Boeing hardware such as the 737 and 777 are a lot quieter (and almost certainly more efficient) than older hardware like the 707 and 727. I suspect that the hype is correct that the 787 will be the quietest, most fuel efficient plane they have built to date.

It isn’t just the locals that are excited about the plane. The company already has well over 600 pre-orders, set to begin delivering next year. If you can’t afford to buy one, you can just lease it for a mere $1,000,000 per month.

No surprise that MSNBC/CNBC sent Phil LeBeau out to talk about it on and off all day, and certainly no surprise that Boeing stock ended up on the day yesterday.

I bet traffic on the Speedway was simply insane.

In closing: the Man who Wouldn’t Go Away; sorting us further into haves and have-nots, experts claim the Registered Traveler system speeds up lines, but don’t mention that the extra capacity could be used to speed everyone along; it turns out we can blame Blackwater for Fallujah; follow up, it turns out that more jobs were created that involve the phrase “How can I help you” last month than the total net job creation number; be sure to let your Congresscritters know where you stand on health insurance for children, but I personally think it’s a Good Thing; one of my favorite writers, Dave Johnson, could use some donations; you don’t suppose that the same lousy diet rich in processed foods that has been making us fat might also be making us shorter, do you?; the press has noticed campaign fatigue; tough rhetoric with hard numbers from handy scorecards of where the presidential candidates stand on healthcare; Brad Plumer gives us cleaning up China; and finally, Canada declares Santa must be Canadian, sends ships to “assert sovereignty” (and presumably collect taxes), but hey at least the elves get National Health and CBC.