Important Announcement

I have been asked to become a regular contributor at Central Sanity. You may know them from my link list at the right. I consider this a great honor, and I have accepted the offer. Have no fear, I will continue posting here as well, particularly those items that just don’t fit well over there. I will also cross-post when appropriate. Many thanks to Pete Abel and everyone else at Central Sanity for letting me join them.

If you don’t take a temperature, you can’t find a fever

You know what? So many smart people have already weighed in on this. The USDA has decided, in the wake of several unrelated food contamination incidents, not to test all slaughtered cows for BSE, the “Mad Cow Disease.” More importantly, it has decided to take court action to prevent meat packers from independantly having their slaughtered cows tested at their own expense.

Here is the source article. I was first alerted to this travesty by Seeing the Forest. Here’s what Shakesville has to say. And here’s Daily Kos. But the granddaddy of commentary on this steaming cow-patty is this item, which includes the money quote:

First, observe the contempt for liberty. When E. coli conservatives say self-regulation is preferable to government, they’re even lying about that. Second, observe the contempt for small business. When a small company want to – voluntarily! – hold its product to a higher standard, the government blocks it, in part because bigger companies have to be protected from the competition, in part because a theoretical threat to the bottom line (false positives) trumps protection against a deadly disease.

There’s your conservatism, America: not extremism in defense of liberty. State socialism in defense of Mad Cow.

All I can imagine is that the meat packing industry is deathly afraid of what might be found if there were widespread testing. Put that in your free market and smoke it.

In closing: the United States is so desperate for combat soldiers we are sending amputees back to combat; the ACLU has figured out what I said over a week ago, that the new immigration reform bill would create a “no work list” that we can only hope is as accurate as the “no fly list”; investors hope a new forum for doctors will churn out profitable ideas rather than grounds for litigation; how curious that the college enrollment rate and the employment rate for recent high school grads are both down; and finally water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink… unless you pay for the privilege.

Night of the Shorties

Follow-up and China-Fiter: China is responding to international pressure market forces by implementing “a system allowing the recall of unsafe or unapproved food products….” What that version of the story doesn’t bother to mention is the former head of the Chinese version of the FDA has been sentenced to death. Could this be a message for the person who currently holds the post? Maybe a message for the West? Hmm, could be. On a completely unrelated note, one New York neighborhood has changed so much, some of its residents are trying to learn Mandarin.

Vegas Baybee: Did you know that there’s 400 miles of flood control tunnels under Las Vegas? Or that there’s a huge luxury community/resort called Lake Las Vegas… that actually has a lake? Or that we’ll bet on anything here, even Rock Paper Scissors? Well, uh, now you know.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the Far East: your dose of Japan-Filter for the week includes a blog about Japanese Whiskey It turns out there’s a bit to know about them. I suppose I must mention that the new Miss Universe is from Japan. But most importantly, the West is clearly falling behind in Rock Ballad Technology! This nation must embark upon an amtibious program of lyrical and musical research; I nominate Jimmy Webb to head the program with a generous government grant. Note, the first version of the song includes subtitles (in Japanese), but I honestly like the second version by the original songwriter better.

But back in Massachusetts: It’s nice to see some Ivy League colleges like Amhearst actively doing things to help young people with talent but not necessarily money attend.

What nobody knew about was the news from Brazil: Brazil gets it. They know too many abortions take place in their country, despite the fact that abortion is illegal (Right, making something illegal totally makes it go away, memo to the “just say no to drugs/sex/whatever” crowd). They also know that if they want to prevent abortions, they have to prevent unwanted pregnancies. So what are they doing? They are subsidizing birth control pills. Just show your state ID card, and a month’s supply is only twenty cents! They also intend “to increase the number of free vasectomies performed at state hospitals.” Good move from President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.

Even that could not compare to the news from Outer Space: Namely, that 28 new planets had been found, bringing the total known non-solar-system planets to 236 (or is that the number of stars with planets?), highlighting advances in planet-hunting technology, and virtually insuring that conditions condusive to the development of life must exist out there someplace.

Of course, other events were unfolding in the Midwest: Presidential Candidate Senator Obama has tossed a healthcare plan into the ring, but little in details are available yet — just dozens of reprints ot that one article by Mike Glover — even on his official website’s section on healthcare. Interestingly, this happened within a day of the Christian Science Monitor telling us that Detroit’s auto manufacturers are trying to get out from under retiree’s health insurance expenses. Oh, and let’s not forget that some medical groups are posting their pricelists online. I think such transparency is a good idea, personally. And not because it lets patients consumers shop for a better deal. Because it gives doctors a tool for determining fair prices to charge and for dealing with insurance companies. Update, The plan is out: read it firsthand, or Ezra Klein’s one, two, three posts on what he sees there.

But all these events could be overshadowed by news coming from our nation’s Capitol: If you haven’t read up on this yet, educate yourself. Any sufficiently big disaster — terrorist attack, another Katrina, heck even a stock market crash the way I read it — and the President can unilaterally decide to invoke a directive making him more or less a dictator until such time as he decides it’s safe to cede power back to pretty much anybody else. Meanwhile, Pelosi says the disaster known as Global Warming is real, and lawmakers want to make it worse by pretending coal is an “alternative fuel.” Oh, and as one final insult, it turns out that if the Federal Government had to follow the same accounting rules as most companies, last year’s deficit spending would be $1.3 trillion with a t (“million million”), and the national debt would be more like $59 trillion, putting your own household share at $11,434 last year and $516,348 total. Nothing like putting your own debts in perspective, is there?

Apology

… to Niemoller.

When it was melamine in the cat food, I said nothing, for I did not use that brand of cat food.

When it was anti-freeze in the toothpaste, I said nothing, for that brand of toothpaste is supposedly not even imported to this country.

But now it is fugu in the monkfish, and even though I have probably not had monkfish in 20 years, I’m saying something. I’m not even sure how one would confuse the two!

Here are some pictures of fugu. Here are some more. The Wikipedia article on them includes this picture:

Fugu

Ok, now here are some pictures of monkfish. They aren’t even close to the same shape! The official NOAA FAQ on monkfish includes this picture:

I’ve left that picture bigger than the other to illustrate a point: Monkfish are a lot bigger than fugu, as this restauranteur and Julia Childs illustrate.

Now, even before this news broke, the United States was asking for changes to the “food safety relationship” with China. And predictably, China doesn’t like it. However, like it or not some changes are critical inasmuch as big agri-business is fighting efforts to put country of origin labels (“COOL”) on food.

So my question is this: how much tainted food does one country have to send us before we start wondering if maybe we should stop letting them send food at all?

In closing: Europe and Japan will likely have more economic growth than the United States this year, so much for being strangled by socialism and high taxes; Congressmice are catching heat about the immigration bill, maybe it will do Trent Lott some good to answer his own phone; Al Gore is “on fire” now that he isn’t running for anything; opposition to the Iraq war is at an all-time high, and all the American people got was a minimum wage hike from their Congressmice (yes I’m still mad, can you tell?); oh yeah, and it turns out “intelligence experts” knew how bad things would get over there; it’s long and long-winded but don’t miss George Lakoff debunking all the spin guys like Harry Reid have been spewing about the war funding bill; and finally one person in Congress who isn’t a Congressmouse. I’m glad I had a chance to vote for him.

Too lazy? Let me make it easy.

By now you have probably heard that Bush will get his money for war without end, even though he may have to put up with some social programs and a higher minimum wage to get it.

If you are outraged, here is what you need to do. Get a recent piece of mail that has your zip+4 on it. Now, clicking here will open the House of Representatives website in a new tab. Use that zip+4 to find your Representative and the link to send him or her email. Be sure you fill out the form completely so they will know you are a real human being. Select the entire text of the next paragraph. Using the command from the “Edit” menu of your browser, copy it then paste it into the text box of the form. Add your own words of wisdom if you like and hit send. When you are done, click here to open the Senate website and repeat the process; you won’t need your zip code, only your state. Our elected officials need to know that this will not do at all.

I am very disappointed in Congress for caving to the Bush Administration demands that the Iraq war be allowed to continue, fully funded, with no time-line for leaving. This nation cannot afford to keep pouring money and troops into Iraq. The majority of American people want our troops to come home, and the majority of Iraqi people want our troops to go home. While it is true that conditions in Iraq are chaotic, that is because our troops are there, because the Administration is actively thwarting attempts to come to an internal peace agreement. In fact, a British newspaper has reported that American forces planned to assassinate a major participant in a peace negotiation. It is time to stop pretending our troops are doing anything but getting in the way, and send them back home where they can have the honorable mission of protecting this country.

Thank you for acting on your outrage, and letting your elected officials know that when all is said and done, they answer to voters, not polls and not party leaders.

In closing: Modern Machiavelli; if Congress needs something to argue about there’s always Health Care Crisis Squeezes Working Families; and Japanfilter, Double Big Mac with a Fried Egg on it is thankfully only available for a limited time, and Japan is paying to send our troops out of Okinawa.

Assorted Bouquet of Thorns and Nettles

“Um, the Fat Lady isn’t even in costume and makeup yet,” or a Follow Up on the Big Immigration Compromise: The employers who helped write it are saying “maybe this isn’t such a great idea. Cnet of all places points out that this would create a giant “Green List” of eligible American workers. If you somehow aren’t on the right list, you don’t get legal work. And we all know that federal databases are not necessarily as accurate as we might desire *cough*no-fly-list*cough*. For that matter, there have been enough data breaches that such databases are not as secure as we might like. Alternet has done us the favor of reprinting this editorial from the New York Times about how nobody likes it, no registration required. The IHT brings us details of a bipartisan fight against it — who says the two parties can’t work together. As always, the Washington Post can be counted on for good political coverage, and they too signal that now that a compromise has been reached, negotiations for a compromise compromise can begin. Oh, and at least one Senator wants to scrap the guest worker part, which is a good idea because it will be abused and is not a citizenship path, but that’s the President’s favorite part. Here’s yet more commentary from MaxSpeak.

And they’d have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling Iraqis! (pop culture reference) Would it surprise you to know that there have been multiple homegrown Iraqi plans for internal peace that were widely supported by the major internal factions? Please don’t forget to read the supporting links — and the links in the links — on this one! “Last year, a comprehensive, 28-point proposal for stabilizing Iraq was offered by the nascent Iraqi government itself after long meetings with different Iraqi groups. According to local polls and political leaders, most Iraqis believed it was the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel — the plan was attractive to the vast majority of the public, even those Iraqis affiliated with violent resistance groups. But the plan wasn’t acceptable to Washington….” That’s right: Iraq is still a problem because the Bush Administration wants it that way. The short version of why is control of oil. As for this other item, I am not sure whether it is a breathtakingly stupid manifestation of hubris, or merely a way to keep things unstable for the forseeable future. There was a plot by the Americans to kill widely revered and politically important cleric Muqtada Al-Sadr. At a peace conference! Now, even if you think he’s a Bad Guy, he is a political force to be reckoned with. Making a peace deal without him and his supporters is like building a highway that won’t allow Fords. Oh yeah, and now commanders have testified before Congress that they don’t even have a plan for withdrawing troops. At all. Never mind that Kansas would really like their trucks back. And the National Guardsmen who drive them too.

Must read article on crime in the United States: Crime is up dramatically over the last 10 years. The violent kind that hurts people:

Criminologists are worried. Federal Bureau of Investigation data shows murders and shootings hitting smaller cities and states with little experience of serious urban violence. The last similar period of volatility was right before the big crime wave of the 1980s and 1990s.

Explanations vary — from softer gun laws to budget cuts, fewer police on the beat, more people in poverty, expanding gang violence and simple complacency. But many blame a national preoccupation with potential threats from overseas since the attacks of September 11, 2001.

The article goes on to point out that all of the above are probably to blame, but the biggest culprits are a lousy economy for anybody who is not wealthy and fewer cops on the beat (figures on federal spending for local police are included). Furthermore, the things experts use as leading indicators of future crime don’t look good either. So no, it’s not your imagination, the streets are more dangerous, things are tough all over, and honest jobs for people near the bottom of the economic spectrum prevent crimes against all of us. But don’t forget, non-violent crimes by clever and soon-to-be wealthy con-men are up too. Here’s a story about some ladies who were tired of the things that real estate fraud were doing to their expensive neighborhood, so they decided to do something about it.

Sister Sister Sister: First, This is what a real feminist looks like. She is — was — a legislator in a country where rape is an acceptable political payback. She was suspended from the legislature for suggesting that her fellow legislators were behaving more like animals than humans. Meanwhile, in this country, Neil the Ethical Wereworf asks If certain “pro-life” factions want to prevent abortions, why are they actively working measures that would prevent unwanted pregnancies? Oh wait, it’s because they are really “anti-sex.” And to finish out ladies nite, Mrs. Kucinich. She sounds like a very interesting lady.

In closing, Political Troika: the most comprehensive item I’ve seen on the various healthcare reform ideas currently in play; problems at NASA; and any sufficient disaster will insure a dictatorship.

Coming to America

I have been specifically asked by a long-time reader for my opinions on the bipartisan compromise immigration reform bill that came out of the Senate this week. Usually “bipsartisan” implies that acceptable compromises have already been made, and there is no need for further debate. That is clearly not the case in this instance. In fact, it might be more accurate to say the only person who seems to like this agreement is the President, who has gone to some lengths to defend it. Even the Right Wing News doesn’t like it.

I think that before we examine the bill itself, it is a good idea to look at the issues it is supposed to address. Although surely others before me have gone into this in far more detail than I can, most things dealing with these issues are reduced to trite, semi-true soundbites like “Businesses need cheap labor” or “Illegal immigrants wouldn’t be here if things weren’t worse in their home countries.” Almost all of the items you will find in a quick search are clearly biased one way or the other. While I won’t claim to be “fair and balanced,” I will at least try to get beyond fear-mongering and oversimplifications.

From the standpoint of employers: There are two kinds of employers, really: those who follow the law and hire only people who can legally work in this country, and those who don’t. Those who follow the law are at a competitive disadvantage, because they are paying more money for labor. Whether they are getting a better quality work for their money likely depends on the industry. In the unskilled categories that most people claim illegal immigrants are working, it seems unlikely. As for those who don’t follow the law, there seems to be very lax enforcement. That means low risk of getting caught, and relatively low penalties should it happen. This bill supposedly contains harsher penalties for those who hire illegal immigrants, but since enforcement under the Bush Administration has been scaled back 95%, this sounds like a hollow promise at best. I’ve said it before and it is worth repeating in context, when employers hire illegal immigrants, they are probably breaking other laws as well. Illegal immigrants earn an average hourly wage of $5.45 and average individual income of $8982. These figures suggest strongly that many illegal immigrants are in fact working irregularly at below minimum wage rates. I will leave to your imagination whether they are in safe working environments.


But what about employers of skilled workers: You know what? The H-1B program makes me mad, and this bill supposedly makes it bigger. In principle, this program is supposed to help American companies hire foriegn talent that they just can’t get from American citizens. For example, an American college hiring a luminary foriegn author as a guest professor for a few semesters, or an American computer company hiring a genius away from Sony to help create a new processor architecture. In reality, many of these people end up little more than “indentured servants” with almost no path to American citizenship. Some companies use this program as a way to train outsourced workers before sending them home. And most damning in my opinion is the fact that so many high-tech companies are whining about how they need these workers in an environment where there are 400,000 fewer high-tech jobs than there were in 2000. Those workers need jobs, but they unfortunately have kids and mortgages, so they need a decent wage; the truth once again is that the immigrant is cheap labor.

From the standpoint of current illegal workers: Well, somebody had to like this thing. Or maybe not. This article is so important I will quote several paragraphs:

To become full legal residents, under a compromise Senate leaders announced Thursday… illegal immigrants would have to pay a total of $5,000 in fines, more than 14 times the typical weekly earnings on the streets here, return to their home countries at least once, and wait as long as eight years. During the wait, they would have limited possibilities to bring other family members….

The compromise Senate bill proposes an initiative to give legal status to an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants. It also portends a major shift in the priorities and values of American immigration for the future. It would gradually change a system based primarily on family ties, in place since 1965, into one that favors high-skilled and highly educated workers who want to become permanent residents.

In the future, low-skilled workers like the men waiting for work here would largely be channeled to a vast new temporary program, where they would be allowed to work in the United States for three stints of two years each, broken up by one-year stays in their homeland….

Illegal workers already here would gain a provisional legal status, known as a Z visa, fairly quickly. But to become permanent residents they would have to pay the big fines and get in an eight-year line behind others who have already applied legally for green cards, as permanent resident visas are known….

A first step is to eliminate, within eight years, the backlog of 4 million people who have applied to come legally to the United States, allotting 440,000 visas a year for that purpose….

So, to sumarize, illegal immigrants would have to pay fines that in many cases grossly outstrip their earnings potential, make a dangerous trip back home (where they face limited prospects and potential political/religious/ethnic persecution) to do it, get a special visa that is only good for 2 years while they wait for an 8 year backlog to go away, and they still can’t bring their families. More to the point, trying to make 12 million people legal 440,000 at a time is like drinking an extra large soda with a teaspoon.

And the sad joke of the Z Visa is that the sort of employer who currently hires cheap, easily exploited illegal immigrant laborers almost certainly will continue to do so. Holders of Z Visas will have priced themselves out of the market by demanding things like a decent wage and maybe even health insurance.

Why are these people here, anyways: Well, they are here because it’s better than where they came from. This of course meansNAFTA is a failure, and CAFTA is doomed to fail as well. But South Of The Border is not the sole source of illegal immigrants. Those Wal-Mart cleaning contractors a few years ago were European. Let’s not forget Chinese organized crime trafficking humans, some of whom thought they were getting honest if not quite legal jobs in restaurants and seamstress shops but instead end up sex slaves. Over the years, America has quite adequately demonstrated that not much can be done to improve conditions in another sovereign nation. We have also unfortunately demonstrated that quite a lot can be done to degrade conditions in another sovereign nation. This brings us neatly to…

Is there a racist thing going on here: Yes. Do you really think that apartment managers in Farmers Branch will check the citizenship of every applicant, or just the ones who look Hispanic or Arabic? Think real carefully before you answer that one. As a society we seem to take issue with “brown” immigrants much more than white ones. For that matter, which immigrants are more likely to have “work skills” and “ability to speak English” that are worth points towards a visa under the new system? The Canadian and European ones. Don’t get me wrong, English is our lingua franca, and those who cannot speak it are at a competitive disadvantage for “good paying jobs.” Moreover, having work skills will help you get a “good paying job.” But we should not overlook the fact that the majority of the “illegal immigrant problem” we are trying to address involves many “brown” people with poor English skills and often low job skills.

What about families and communities: Well, families are screwed. “Family values” is a term that apparently only applies when so-called Conservatives want it to apply. One of many tragedies of the illegal immigration problem is that because they exist outside of the law, they feel they cannot count on protection from the law. This makes them less likely to report crime in their communities or their workplace, even if they are the victim. Having 12 million people who feel they can’t report a crime is lousy for all our communities.

Aren’t some of these people criminals: It would be horribly naive to overlook the fact that some of these people make their living through illegal activies including but not limited to theft rings, smuggling of humans and goods, prostitution/pimping, and drug dealing. Some of these criminals came to this country for that purpose; others became criminals out of necessity or opportunity in this country. Not surprisingly, few of these people will be applying for a Z Visa. Many people cite figures on crimes by illegal immigrants, or the number of them in jail. It is worth noting that because being here illegally is, well, illegal, these figures are likely to be padded.

From the standpoint of American workers: Some people think there’s very little impact, and even if we deported them all, the industries that depend upon them would automate. Even this rosy view gives a nod to the fact that “Economists speculate that for the average high-school dropout, that would mean about a $25 a week raise if there were no job competition from immigrants.” Some researchers feel African-Americans are disproportionately impacted. I don’t see how having 12 million workers earning an average of $5.45 per hour can possibly not be impacting wages and employment rates for American citizens.

From the standpoint of Americans in general: We are of course a nation of immigrants. But we are also a nation of human beings that eat food. Many illegal immigrants work in agriculture, and there are wildly varying opinions on how much they might impact food prices. But has anybody wondered whether it’s a good idea to have our food picked and processed by illegal immigrants and the sort of company that thinks it’s a good idea to work outside the law? Anybody read “Fast Food Nation“? “Bushwacked“?

From the standpoint of the Government: There are two big problems they want to solve. First, most illegal immigrants don’t pay income tax. Obviously, they would like to fix things such that these people have enough legal standing to pay taxes. And — assuming the Z Visa program works as promised instead of how I think it will — they’ve suceeded! The other problem — and please forgive the sensationalist tone of this article — is public services used by illegal immigrants including hospitals, schools, welfare, prisons. I’m almost surprised this author doesn’t blame illegal immigrants for undue wear and tear on our roads. Whether this problem is solved by the bill in question depends on what percentage of the 12 million illegal immigrants in this country seek and obtain legal status.
When all is said and done, this bill does little to address the root causes of illegal immigration, and really only pays lip service to normalizing status. Whether it will change job prospects for illegal immigrants depends on the Administration and Congress turning its back on the corporate benefactors that want “cheap labor” and completely change direction on enforcement; if they wanted to do that, they could just enforce current laws. It does create a whole new wing of Visa bureaucracy, one ripe for abuse before it begins. No immigration reform measure is going to make everyone happy; it is too difficult to balance the needs of all the parties. This one is perhaps already doomed by its flaws.

In closing: “The Homeland Security Department is breaking the law by not telling the public exactly how personal information is used to screen international travelers, including Americans, congressional investigators [at the Government Accountability Office] said Wednesday”; The Motley Fool reprints what at first glance looks like common sense we can all use, only to ruin it with a plug for their newsletter; could it be that Hillary is just as owned by special interests as the old-school politicians she hopes to replace; one author thinks we need to stop focusing on the problems of the DOJ as if it is nothing more than politically motivated firings and keep our eye on the fact that it was an attempt to steal both past and future elections; it’s easy to get an accurate accounting of American military personel killed in Iraq, but the picture looks more bleak when you include “contractors”; the sorry state of health insurance for children — who you will recall do not have employers who can be forced to insure them — has resulted in multiple documented cases of murder by bureaucracy; news from the old hometown, Boeing figures out mass production; and finally for the Japanophiles, online resources have sparked a new interest in Kimonos. It is worth noting that while the word “kimono” means nothing more than “a thing you wear,” kimonos themselves have evolved into a complicated form of fashion most likely worn for special occasions and festivals. Some retailers are trying to change that.

28 Shorties Later

Yes, I know there have been more than 28 of them.

If you lined up a thousand economists they couldn’t come to a conclusion. You know it’s bad when somebody like Paul Krugman — who has never been shy about his opinions — has to say something that amounts to “Well, it’s not that simple” in regards to current trade policies.

Funny how we only care about fuel economy when gas is expensive. A Senate committee proposes raising fuel efficiency standards 10 miles per gallon in 10 years from 2011 to 2020. Meanwhile there is speculation by the British — not the American economists — that this will surely impact the economy, and even now there are Congressional hearings on gas prices. The Houston Chronicle condemns these hearings as Gasoline prices are rising — quick, find a scapegoat!”

You have got to listen to this. When I last talked about new music and up-and-coming musicians, I somehow neglected Jonathan Coulton. Well, the New York Times thought he was worth a 6 page spread. Not only does he do pointedly funny original songs like “Shop Vac”, his covers of songs like “Baby’s Got Back” and “You Oughta Know” are marvelous.

Would you believe I’ve met that guy? No, really, he helped me get into grad school in a strange way…. Wait, everything about John Cage was strange. Anyway, BoingBoing linked to this video of him.

Backtrack from Iraq. The good news is Harry Reid is allowing a motion to cut off funds to Iraq to the Senate floor. The bad news is it would give complete funding for another year. This is exactly the sort of nonsense I feared would happen when the House was talking about “We’ll fund you but only for another few months”: a few months here, a few months there, a year gets funded; suddenly Hillary saying her first act as President (in January of 2009, she hopes) will be to bring the troops home looks optimistic.

A month can bring perspective. The nice folks over at The Moderate Voice also wonder if school culture contributes to school violence. Don’t forget to read this rebuttal from The Seeker Blog that basically says we should blame the grown-ups, most importantly the parents. As for myself, I find there are valid points in both, but we cannot leave out some share of blame for teachers and administrators: the grown-ups who theoretically control the school environment. There are times I wonder about schools that more closely resemble Lord of the Flies than Ramona Quimby’s school.

Speaking of schools and violence, a follow up. Two of the teachers involved in the mock-gunman incident have been suspended. I can only hope this is a formality pending their dismissal, rather than a slap on the wrist. Furthermore, I hope other schools do a simple web search on potential teachers and notice that Quentin Mastin and Don Bartch were both suspended for incredibly poor judgement. Oh, and the Gun Guys have some things to say about the incident too.

The problem is… well, that there’s more than one problem. Ezra Klein brings us a chart and commentary on Social Security.

Speaking of Social Security, here’s a bad idea. Wired tells us there is a proposal to put biometric “proof” of our identity on Social Security cards, and require employers to exclusively use them for verification of employment eligibility. This would of course mean that every employer would have to buy expensive biometric readers and computer equipment to make it run. The proponent of this measure says don’t be silly, you could use the one at the post office (yeah right). I’ll tell you how employers will get around this: suddenly everybody will be a contractor, with all the problems that go with being a contractor. And of course there is the problem that this isn’t just a de-facto national ID card, it is absolutely a national ID card with all the attendant civil liberties and identity theft issues that entails. There is one more thing in this article that bears further scrutiny: “Currently, U.S. employers can accept a range of documents, including expired U.S. passports, tribal documents, refugee documents, birth certificates, driver’s licenses and even school report cards, to establish an employee’s eligibility for work.” Compare that to the official instructions on the I-9 form. You’ll find the official list of documents on the last page; it is not legal for an employer to specify which documents must be used, only that it be “one item from column A or one item each from columns B and C”. Column A verifies both citizenship status and right to legally work in this country; it includes things like passports and green cards. This proposal implies that these documents can be forged. Column B is documents that verify identity, and it is also where Wired gets their scare statement that just having a report card is enough to prove you can work in this country…. except that’s not true. If someone is under 18 they can use a report card as an ID document, but they still have to present an item from column C, proof you can actualy work in this country. Way to fear-monger there, Wired.

And finally, Don’t you people have something important to worry about?? Seriously, I am not understanding the problem with the Mary Jane figure. Oh no! She’s fully clothed! And she’s doing laundry! His laundry! Oh the horror!! Because heaven knows she’s only doing laundry because it’s a stereotypically slavishly woman thing to do. Did these people get this upset over the various Catwoman costumes over the years and I just missed it? Did they not come to the conclusion of every teenaged boy that Superman has x-ray vision and can therefore see Lois Lane’s underwear any time he pleases? You know, if Mary Jane were, say, handcuffed to the bucket or wearing fetish gear of some sort, I’d say these people had a point. But lacking that? It’s a figurine; it’s for sale; if you don’t like it, don’t buy it. If you need some real issues of actual importance to most women to get worked up about? NOW has a nice list, you might also look at Finally Feminism 101’s FAQ or Feminist.com I mean really people: aren’t spousal abuse, equal pay, legal discrimination against mothers, Darfur, sexual assault against female members of our armed forces, school shooters who specifically target girls, and access to contraceptives more important than some cheezy little statue? Sheesh!

Who thought this one up?

No, seriously! Who thought this was a good idea? And how did the kind of person who thought this was a good idea get a job teaching children?

“Staff members of an elementary school staged a fictitious gun attack on students during a class trip, telling them it was not a drill as the children cried and hid under tables.The mock attack Thursday night was intended as a learning experience….” The report goes on to say “Some parents said they were upset by the staff’s poor judgment in light of the April 16 shootings at Virginia Tech….” Truth be told, it was poor judgement in any event at any time!

What were the staff members trying to teach in this “learning experience”? How to whimper in fear? How to hide? Or maybe that one man with a gun can terrify over 60 students, who will offer no resistance to attack but will instead hide. Yeah, there’s a lesson we want them taking away from this incident, sure. They have shattered the trust of these students, and given the one kid who is maybe a little prone to violence anyway a very scary data point.

Even the Principal said this “involved poor judgment.” But she wouldn’t even say whether there would be disciplinary action taken against them. More importantly, she didn’t go the extra logical step, that people with “poor judgement” should not be teachers. Maybe she’s just planning to not renew their contracts — and seeing as it’s mid-May I can understand — but keeping people with “poor judgement” in a situation where they are in charge of students that they have personally terrified seems like a liability nightmare to me.

Follow up: from The Moderate Voice.

To wrap things up: myths about divorce include that very popular “half of all marriages end in divorce anyways” line; another item on the Fort Dix Six and media coverage thereof; a nice graph of worldwide obesity by nation courtesy of the Korea Times; and the Padilla trial (finally) begins.

A Random Solution

This morning, I am inspired by this item on random drug testing of students. The original printing is here, and an article with source material is here. Additionally, there’s some scary propaganda here about how marijuana is (supposedly) getting more potent each year, with recent THC levels of 8.5%, “double” what it was in the 1980s. The funny thing about that is that when I was in school in the 80s, they used the same line to discourage us from using pot, telling us things like “This isn’t the relatively harmless pot your parents smoked in the 60s! It’s twice 5 times as potent, with THC levels sometimes as high as 15%!” I recall thinking at the time “Well, if it were legal, the FDA or ATF could regulate that and put a THC percentage right on the label, just like a proof label on alcohol.”

But I digress.

Dr. Rosenbaum’s commentary is remarkably comprehensive, and worth reading. She feels it is not sound policy because there is no evidence that it reduces drug use, it is expensive, and it is an “invasive medical procedure” which should be strictly a matter between the student/patient, his/her parents, and their physician. She says “physician” too, not Physicians Assistant and not Nurse Practitioner. She does not address issues of privacy or civil liberties or Constitutional rights, and interestingly enough the ACLU’s drug testing fact sheet barely touches upon these issues. It is worth looking at some of their links, such as Drug Testing Fails. It is also worth reading an earlier version of Dr. Rosenbaum’s logic.

Please allow me to list some of the reasons that I feel drug testing of high school students is a bad idea. I think you will find my list focuses on pragmatic issues:

Just say no still doesn’t work. It didn’t work in Prohibition. It didn’t work when Nancy Reagan told us. It doesn’t work with abstinence education. It. Still. Doesn’t. Work. If the laundry list of bad things that can happen to you if you do illegal drugs isn’t enough to make you decide not to do them, the threat of a test is not going to do it either.

Where is the money to run drug tests coming from? In an environment where many schools are strapped for cash, putting off essential maintenance, forgoing soap in the bathrooms (isn’t that a great message about the importance of personal hygiene?), having students share textbooks, crowding too many kids into too few classrooms, whining about the expense of testing and other requirements of No Child Left Behind, how dare school administrators waste money on this nonsense!

It’s a logistical nightmare. Where are you going to run these tests? How will you randomly choose the students? How will you get the students to the test area, make an announcement over the loudspeaker that the following 20 kids need to report — and interrupting the lesson and train of thought of every other student and teacher in the whole building? Who will be supervising these tests, and how do we know he/she is not a closet pervert who enjoys watching young people pee, and shouldn’t that person be teaching a class somewhere anyway? Shouldn’t the kids be off learning something?

It’s dehumanizing. The “old version” of Dr. Rosenbaum’s commentary sums it up nicely. You want an adolescent (who has probably been told scare stories about pedophiles) to pee in a cup in front of a teacher? Assuming the young person does not “die of embarassment” on the spot, how is that young person ever going to have the guts to adequately participate in a class and advocate for his/her own education in front of that teacher? And that assumes there is not some additional embarassing factor, such as being on one’s period or having unusual genitals, or trying to hide bruises from abuse, or simply being on some sort of medication that is none of the school’s damn business. Shut up and pee in the cup. This sends two messages: don’t trust authority figures; you are a number, so submit to authority and do whatever you are told. Neither message is good for society as a whole.

It violates those pesky Fourth and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. Read them here. Every citizen — even kids — have the right to be “secure in their persons.” Furthermore, they cannot be “compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself,” which is exactly what these tests do. This isn’t anything like a locker search, because the locker is school property and the student is not. Although the courts found that people in extracurricular activities had a lower expectation of privacy, the fact remains that the purpose of drug testing is to find evidence of the crime of using illegal drugs. They say these tests are to discourage crime, but the actual usage is to find kids to punish: you’re off the team, you’re out of the club, you’re suspended, you’re expelled, the police are on their way, you are being sent to a rehab program (“for your own good” of course).

They’re innacurate. Ok, they may be slightly more accurate than the tests used to “prove” someone was a witch in the Olde Days. They can still be thrown off by legitimate medications (including Ibuprophen), accidental exposure, human error, or just plain being wrong. Ate a poppy seed bagel at breakfast? Live in an apartment next door to people who smoke pot? Took something for that headache you woke up with this morning? Congratulations, you might test positive through no fault of your own. It amazes me that somehow people can sell a test this bad. If a kid turned in a paper with this many errors, he would earn a failing grade.

Finally, it doesn’t address the problem. People who abuse illegal drugs need help, not anxiety and punishment. But as the old saying goes, they have to want help. If we were talking about getting a warrant to for a licensed doctor to administer a drug test to a student suspected of having a drug problem, I could support that. But we aren’t. We’re talking about throwing a blanket on the problem and hoping the actual kids with problems will be a visible lump.

Follow up on the Fort Dix plot: NYT roundup; actual FBI documents; IHT calls it “Dangerous and Clumsy”; as always, an insightful item from the Christian Science Monitor notable for this quote,

“But for many security experts, the men’s motivation is what serves as the starkest warning. “The animosity felt toward the United States isn’t something just outside our borders,” says Bruce Hoffman, a professor of securities studies at Georgetown University in Washington. “There are obviously people inside this country who have the same hostility and are prepared to use violence.”

And in closing, Mr. Dobbs is a little late to Blog Against Theocracy Weekend; Harry Reid comes dangerously close to accusing oil companies of collusion, and Harry knows a racket when he sees one; and differing opinions on the proposal to only fund Iraq for a few months at a time. I am concerned that this will start a trend of a new special finance bill every couple of months. And as for this quote from Mr. Blunt: “If we enact this bill today, you put the insurgents and extremists on an 83 day time clock … see how many young Americans you can kill in 83 days.” Fine. Let’s pass a bill to start bringing them home today. I know most Governors would support that.